Muscle Cars
Bob Gibson
Abortions
The Beatles
Divorce
SNL
Viagra
AOL
Lockdowns
Masks
COVID Vaccines
Discussing the Kennedy Assassination

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Treating people working on their house like dog shit.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Hating America
Lacking perspective
Self interest
Comedies that don’t age well

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They are the absolute worst.....other than service calls for tenants of a rental property but that is a whole different ballgame. The boomer males ALWAYS watch over me like they know what the fuck they are talking about because they were clearly able to fix it themselves.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

They all love telling me that they're retired engineers who know precisely what to do but they've worked long enough.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Racist views, ideologues, a perverse sense of religion and their shit music ripped off from others. Or just noise.

Not to mention an overinflated sense of intelligence and relevance.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Not knowing how to rotate .pdf files

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Having @yahoo.com email addresses.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Fixed.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Trying to fix things that were probably fine.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Bad foreign policy
Over credentialing
Pretending dumb people are smart because they went to good universities

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To pretend they aren't boomers

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

This post made me laugh more than it should probably.

Anyway, the Beatles are fucking great but my little sister has called me a Boomer since I was 27 so I guess that just makes the OP more accurate. The JFK thing is legitimately interesting and always will be but the rest of the OP list sucks

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The retired engineers are the best. Their shitshow of handyman electrical work is usually on full display. They love to employ their low volt schemes into exotic disconnects for the dumbest shit like an outlet for xmas lights and their signature move is to wire everything using UF wire because apparently every engineer took home a role or 2 from the company party.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

14/2 for every high and low voltage purpose! Regardless of amperage! Fuck it

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Are all Black boomers dead?

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Elections have consequences.

No, they're still living around Chatham and Marquette park.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Ouch.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

GREED

Billionaires

Late stage capitalism

Partisan politics

News on the TV

Baseball

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Writing checks
Knowledge of how to operate fax machines
Anti Millennial rants posted loudly on millennial created FB
My Space
White Socks
In person shopping
Answering machines
Leaving voicemails

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Of fucking course. One track mind.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

No salutations on emails

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

How old are you?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I enjoy in person shopping

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Same

Using cash

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I used to leave voicemails. Finally learned no listens to them. Boomer status...Confirmed.

I am not a Boomer, but I still leave them and check them in most cases. I even have an actual VM greeting with my name in it. That may explain why I've gotten a couple of Medicare telemarketing calls from a live person.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Urban neighborhoods that feel suburban; see also: gentrification, Lincoln Park, Crate & Barrel, Wicker Park, Maggiano's, leaf blowers, the actual suburbs.

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Florida

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?