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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2021 11:49 pm

Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:24 pm
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pizza_Place: Pequods

I had this done on his old account before it got banned and forgot how much more peaceful this place was when I had him on this status so I figured I'd let you guys in on the secret to enjoying your time browsing at CFMB.

Follow these 5 simple steps and we guarantee your CFMB browsing experience will improve. If it doesn't, contact me for a free refund of your purchase price.

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 4

Step 5

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2021 11:53 pm

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Since he just trolling anyway, I'll give it a go and report back in a few weeks.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 1:27 am

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Location: Boofoo Zoo
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Breaking tables sure doesn’t help.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 7:52 am

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Ignore him at your peril. He writes some entertaining stuff. I most enjoy the names he comes up with.

The Fraternal Order of Men have organized a boycott of LTG.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 9:45 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82949

foe list is for pussies

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 9:47 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Now I will have to quote all Missing Link posts so that you see them

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 10:13 am

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KDdidit wrote:

Breaking tables sure doesn’t help.

It does at a Buffalo tailgate.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 11:18 am

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good dolphin wrote:

foe list is for pussies

Oh yeah, I'll met you at East of Edens at 5:30PM today.

And my phone will be fully charged too.

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The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 11:36 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Now I will have to quote all Missing Link posts so that you see them

This post is hilarious on many levels.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 11:39 am

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Seacrest wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

foe list is for pussies

Oh yeah, I'll met you at East of Edens at 5:30PM today.

And my phone will be fully charged too.

Since you are paraphrasing somebody you claim to have on your foe list, it seems like you agree with gd.

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It's more fun to be a victim

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 11:39 am

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Seacrest wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

foe list is for pussies

Oh yeah, I'll met you at East of Edens at 5:30PM today.

And my phone will be fully charged too.

I'm here waiting already.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 11:56 am

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Nardi wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

foe list is for pussies

Oh yeah, I'll met you at East of Edens at 5:30PM today.

And my phone will be fully charged too.

I'm here waiting already.

We'll grab a bite from the gluten free menu when I'm done with dolphin.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 11:58 am

Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:22 pm
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good dolphin wrote:

foe list is for pussies

this.....

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 11:59 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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There is East of Edens, Edens Fast Food and West of Edens all within a mile of each other

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:01 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

There is East of Edens, Edens Fast Food and West of Edens all within a mile of each other

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:02 pm

Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:24 pm
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good dolphin wrote:

There is East of Edens, Edens Fast Food and West of Edens all within a mile of each other

Oh, the Edens District!

speaking of which, has anyone heard from Hank Scorpio lately?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:03 pm

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

There is East of Edens, Edens Fast Food and West of Edens all within a mile of each other

Oh, the Edens District!

speaking of which, has anyone heard from Hank Scorpio lately?

Hank is fine and dandy.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:01 am

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
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pizza_Place: Passero's

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

Step 2

Step 3

Step 4

Step 5

I actually never knew how to foe somebody.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:02 am

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
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Nardi wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

foe list is for pussies

Oh yeah, I'll met you at East of Edens at 5:30PM today.

And my phone will be fully charged too.

I'm here waiting already.

where is this place? It looks good.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:02 am

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
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good dolphin wrote:

foe list is for pussies

correct

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 9:09 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82949

whistler wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

foe list is for pussies

Oh yeah, I'll met you at East of Edens at 5:30PM today.

And my phone will be fully charged too.

I'm here waiting already.

where is this place? It looks good.

SW corner of Devon and Cicero. Walking distance to my house. We can hang out if you go, maybe have a snifter of brandy and see where the night takes us.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Ogie's Guide to Improving your CFMB Experience

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:06 am

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
Posts: 8642
pizza_Place: Passero's

good dolphin wrote:

whistler wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

foe list is for pussies

Oh yeah, I'll met you at East of Edens at 5:30PM today.

And my phone will be fully charged too.

I'm here waiting already.

where is this place? It looks good.

SW corner of Devon and Cicero. Walking distance to my house. We can hang out if you go, maybe have a snifter of brandy and see where the night takes us.

I'll let u know. Ur one of my favorite posters. And smart.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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