Sounds a lot like DoorDash

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Why don't you calm the fuck down. Put up some posters in your room or something.

"Self care"

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Bernie Sanders in theory.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

pick-up trucks

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

The worst generation.

They've fucked up everything.

Fuck favrefan and his millennial bullshit

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Great. I hope they buy one for each day of the week.

Mix it up.

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You know me like that.

According to random links I see I thought it was avocado toast and destroying the wine industry.


Pickup trucks have gotten so damn expensive. Not looking forward to being in the market again.

Trek bikes
Toyota 4 Runners

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All vehicles have lately, and you have to wait 4-5 months for one if you order it now.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Trucks are insane though. I want to get one - what with being a millennial and all - but to get the comfort & luxury I expect/deserve as a millennial, I’m looking at like $60k+.

It’s not fair.

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yes, the luxury models should be the same price as non-luxury. Equity.

Hatchbacks.
Coral colored girl pants.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

A 4 door hatchback is the shit. Never have to climb into the bed. Just open the door.

Avocado toast is delicious.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Brunch

Sounds delicious.

Brunch has evolved over the years. When I was growing up it usually meant a buffet with a mixture of breakfast and lunch choices. Now it's primarily upscale dinner restaurants offering a fancy take on breakfast items along with over-priced cocktails. Then again, maybe it's always been that way and my parent just never exposed me to the finer dining options.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Brunch is just breakfast with liquor. The lunch items are just for show.

They were damn expensive 6 years ago when I bought my 3/4 ton. It's just getting worse. Pretty sure the one I have now would be 80k if I bought it again. I won't be buying one again like it. I just know that between it and the old one we run on the farm as a watering/fuel truck one of them is going to have to be replaced in next 2 years.

I'm sure it is. It is a delightful addition to a BLT for example and that is on toasted bread. I just wish they'd stop destroying the <insert item here> industry like the click bait sites keep telling me.

So apparently millenials don't like the word "diet".

Theyre phasin' out Diet Coke and other Diet sodas and callin' em instead "Zero Sugar" Coke.

WTF is wrong with these people.

No generation has ever been so offended by harmless words. Get a life.

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True.

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Elections have consequences.

MD 20/20 is a bum wine for sissies. Cisco and/or Wild Irish Rose. Those are some quality fortified wines.

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i never drank MD 20/20

Boone's Farm, yes

Love the irony of gen x'ers blasting millennials on social media platforms created and popularized by millennials. You're welcome for changing your life.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

They weren't just popularized by millennials. They were created by them.

Also let's be real, everyone should turn their fire on the Zoomers. They are the true worst generation.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Looks like Ogie needs to use his 3D printer to print himself some reading glasses.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

UofI invented the web browser.

You're welcome.

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You know me like that.