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Nas

Post subject: I May Need to Get Unfixed

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 11:49 am

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Wayne Kerr

Post subject: Re: I May Need to Get Unfixed

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 12:32 pm

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I can pinch-hot for anyone needs pinch-hitting.

DM me.

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W_Z wrote:

we continue to live in a real-time "monsters are due on maple street."

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: I May Need to Get Unfixed

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 12:48 pm

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Wayne Kerr wrote:

I can pinch-hot for anyone needs pinch-hitting.

DM me.

My friends wife, Dulie JiCaro needs some help.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: I May Need to Get Unfixed

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 1:13 pm

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Because pandemic? If anything people stayed home and fucked more.

Its because a good paying job cant buy a house or pay for half of what it costs to raise a kid.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: I May Need to Get Unfixed

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 1:15 pm

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Population decline is a good thing right now. I can’t take another generation raised on Fortnite.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: I May Need to Get Unfixed

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 1:20 pm

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I had to get fixed twice….Yeap had an “accident” eight years after.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: I May Need to Get Unfixed

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 2:46 pm

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denisdman wrote:

I had to get fixed twice….Yeap had an “accident” eight years after.

Omfg seriously? Need to know, i just met a stripper

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DAC

Post subject: Re: I May Need to Get Unfixed

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 7:23 pm

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Wayne Kerr wrote:

I can pinch-hot for anyone needs pinch-hitting.

DM me.

I was successful in the first month the last time I tried.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: I May Need to Get Unfixed

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 11:44 pm

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My first born it literally could have been the first time we tried. The 2nd took 6 months. I got really worried and started wearing no drawers. Man, did I HATE all that shit flopping around.

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Wayne Kerr

Post subject: Re: I May Need to Get Unfixed

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 8:38 am

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Nardi wrote:

My first born it literally could have been the first time we tried. The 2nd took 6 months. I got really worried and started wearing no drawers. Man, did I HATE all that shit flopping around.

You coulda got Beardown to help

Beardown: Stunt Cock would be a good Netflix series

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W_Z wrote:

we continue to live in a real-time "monsters are due on maple street."

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: I May Need to Get Unfixed

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 11:25 am

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denisdman wrote:

I had to get fixed twice….Yeap had an “accident” eight years after.

That was like my biggest nightmare.
I was fixed almost 18 years ago....safe to say I think it worked as expected.

I have 3 sperm donor children that can seed the future on my behalf. I'm not getting "un-fixed" :lol:

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: I May Need to Get Unfixed

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 11:42 am

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I don't think I'd get a vasectomy. White guys who get vasectomies morph into a combination of Murder, She Wrote Angela Lansbury and post Temporary Secretary Paul McCartney as they age. See: Dr Drew

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a retard

Post subject: Re: I May Need to Get Unfixed

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2021 6:13 pm

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Nardi wrote:

My first born it literally could have been the first time we tried. The 2nd took 6 months. I got really worried and started wearing no drawers. Man, did I HATE all that shit flopping around.

Same here except number 2 no problem either. When we decided to have kids we had 'em; 2 boys, one right after the other.

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