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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:03 pm 
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Didn't we have poster who was an Expos fan? Could this be them IRL?

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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this one's lost on me. Can somebody whiteboard it for me?

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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this one's lost on me. Can somebody whiteboard it for me?

Emperor Hadrian wasn’t black.

Were Emperor Hadrian black, he wouldn’t have been African American.

Those are the two biggies.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:09 am 
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
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this one's lost on me. Can somebody whiteboard it for me?

Emperor Hadrian wasn’t black.

Were Emperor Hadrian black, he wouldn’t have been African American.

Those are the two biggies.



Was that 3rd rate trolling and first rate imbecility? :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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He also built a wall to keep out an unwanted group of nieghbors

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

this one's lost on me. Can somebody whiteboard it for me?

Emperor Hadrian wasn’t black.

Were Emperor Hadrian black, he wouldn’t have been African American.

Those are the two biggies.

I missed the american part. Pretty sure he was African?

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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dagugg is this "Twitter Blue" shite? 3 bucks a month to tweet? fuck that noise


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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City of Fools wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

this one's lost on me. Can somebody whiteboard it for me?

Emperor Hadrian wasn’t black.

Were Emperor Hadrian black, he wouldn’t have been African American.

Those are the two biggies.

I missed the american part. Pretty sure he was African?



He was from a Spanish/Roman family.

If you read the guys profile you might come to the conclusion he is trolling.

I do leave the possibility open that he is an absolute idiot. Maybe both.


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

this one's lost on me. Can somebody whiteboard it for me?

Emperor Hadrian wasn’t black.

Were Emperor Hadrian black, he wouldn’t have been African American.

Those are the two biggies.

I missed the american part. Pretty sure he was African?



He was from a Spanish/Roman family.

If you read the guys profile you might come to the conclusion he is trolling.

Are you telling me I shouldn’t read MattyBoySwag’s tweets as earnest?

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Have a great day!



If I read the quote correctly, all people on earth burned x amount of energy.

The water of the earth warmed up by an amount that would have required 20x energy, in the past year.

But, it clearly, is all our fault.

Sounds like great science to me!

Wait, did you say pie pants?


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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If I read the quote correctly, all people on earth burned x amount of energy.

The water of the earth warmed up by an amount that would have required 20x energy, in the past year.

But, it clearly, is all our fault.

Sounds like great science to me!

Wait, did you say pie pants?

With regard to your first statement; the answer is of course no. No you did not.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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The tweet makes it appear they are measuring temperature. Zetajoules (or joules) is charge. Did they somehow make a calculation to get to the energy without showing how?

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Great job Jet. Get a fun thread banished to Politics.

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Maybe if Jet switched from beef to impossible beef or beyond beef we could get the zetajoules down.


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Or we just pretend it doesn't exist...like y'all do with so many unpleasant subjects.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Or we just pretend it doesn't exist...like y'all do with so many unpleasant subjects.

They aren't talking about climate change on CFMB...NO ONE CARES!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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GoldenJet wrote:
Or we just pretend it doesn't exist...like y'all do with so many unpleasant subjects.

They aren't talking about climate change on CFMB...NO ONE CARES!!!!

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The funny thing is that in a sane world that's how all adults in charge would treat a snotty and precocious teenager. But for political reasons certain people want to give her words great weight.

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Seems like there was a more professional way to handle that.

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Seems like there was a more professional way to handle that.

Maybe the ScrumMaster can help!


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Seems like there was a more professional way to handle that.


Yes, the idiot middle management drone should have been prepared better.


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The guy posted about 10 different headlines in the replies. They get even better as they go along.

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The guy posted about 10 different headlines in the replies. They get even better as they go along.

That thread is hilarious.

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