Does anybody else get this? It starts out with, "have barely seen you because you've been working so much" and then devolves into, "Lets watch something on TV together", and that something turns out to be painful to watch.

Had to sit through "The eye's of Tammy Faye", and several painful episodes of the new "Sex in the City" recently. How in the world do women actually believe that any male actually finds the chic from Square Pegs that's the lead in Sex in the City attractive in any way? If that were the case Olive Oyl would have been a pin up girl back in the day.

She wants you to finger her on the couch while she watches her show, take a hint.

Simply push her down the stairs

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Is that a euphemism?

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

No

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Was like that at early in our marriage. After nearly 29 years, we each have our own TVs in different rooms. She has hers, I have mine.

312player vibe

Aww, she was cute on Square Pegs!

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While watching The Staircase?

I liked The Eyes of Tammy Faye.

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You know me like that.

Yeah.
We are currently binging scrubs on netflix or prime or something.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Keep that pimp hand strong.

Does she constantly ask questions during the show?

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"I give you my word as a Biden"

i love it!!!

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if this post was 50 years ago

I even sacrificed the larger TV for surround sound.

Agree 1000000%. This is obvious.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Heartland... Good god that and hallmark movies between my wife and daughter. And the Great British bakeoff..

dude i would so kill to have an awful TV night with my girl.... consider yourself lucky!

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Perspective right Sini?

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Elections have consequences.

We have 3 setups, Mancave, bedroom, but the biggest screen is in the living room and that is where she wants to hang out, as for all the dudes talking about certain activities...still have the youngest living at home, but don't worry your pretty little heads..once you go Claw you don't go back.

We have 7 TVs wall-mounted in the house. It's embarrassing.

2 of them aren't even hooked up to anything anymore since 2 of the kids are gone and took their video game systems with them.

They are just ugly blank picture frames.

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You know me like that.

We only have one in the house. Have two in the converted barn.

I got stuck during the holidays watching recorded episodes of one of the daytime soap operas. I don't even know the name as I just sat there and stared. Some woman had a baby that died after birth. She handed it over to her dead dad who walked away with it into a bright light. My wife was wiping tears and I sat there like, WTF did I just watch?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Advantage Boyd...my wife doesn't really watch anything on TV. So, sports are almost always on. She will actually enjoy watching hockey and football...gets the games, as in, understands the concepts of offense and defense in football. Literally, if she gets a hankering to watch something, it's reruns of Maury so we can mock the cheaters/baby daddys/psycho chicks together.

My kids on the other hand...if I have to watch one more episode of Paw Patrol or Elena of Avalor, I may hang myself.

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This accurately describes my ex-wife.
"You're more interested in ________ then spending time with me."
Her idea of spending time together was sitting on the couch, not talking, watching "Parenthood" or "Grays Anatomy" or any God-awful based on a true story lifetime movie. Watch Football or baseball or anything I'd find interesting....not a chance.

This is one of multiple reasons why she is my EX wife.

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Let's say it is.

you fucked up when you married a broad who is (a) interested in TV and (b) knows how to work the remote.

My wife will watch anything I put on with no complaints and barely knows how to turn the TV on if I'm not home.

It's called being a man.

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Let me guess...she's too busy cleaning and vacuuming to learn how to use the remote?

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Let's put it this way. She doesn't know how to use the remote and I don't know how to use the vacuum cleaner, dishwasher or where we even store cleaning supplies.

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