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How many do you think you’ve consumed in your life?

I’m thinking nearly 800. I paid no attention to their pronouns which made eating them all the more delightful.

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You eat the whole chicken?

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Way to dodge the question

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SpiralStairs wrote:
How many do you think you’ve consumed in your life?

I’m thinking nearly 800. I paid no attention to their pronouns which made eating them all the more delightful.


I assumed you were non-binary vegan?
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Caller Bob wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
How many do you think you’ve consumed in your life?

I’m thinking nearly 800. I paid no attention to their pronouns which made eating them all the more delightful.


I assumed you were non-binary vegan?


That’s what you get for assuming you stinky turd!

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Caller Bob wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
How many do you think you’ve consumed in your life?

I’m thinking nearly 800. I paid no attention to their pronouns which made eating them all the more delightful.


I assumed you were non-binary vegan?


:lol: :lol:

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This is legitimately a great question

Probably thousands

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Is this a prelude to a McNugget eating contest?

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Is this a prelude to a McNugget eating contest?

Bro that shit ain't chicken.
You know how everything tastes like chicken? Well...

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Augie wrote:
Is this a prelude to a McNugget eating contest?

Bro that shit ain't chicken.
You know how everything tastes like chicken? Well...


Good point.

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Am i including Cornish hens ?

Bc i eat a lot of those
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Am i including Cornish hens ?

FRANK: What is this thing anyway?

MRS. ROSS: It's Cornish gamehen.

FRANK: What is that, like a little chicken?

GEORGE: It's, uh, it's not a little chicken. It's a gamebird.

FRANK: Gamebird?

GEORGE: Yeah.

FRANK: What do you mean? Like, you - you hunt it?

MR. ROSS: Yes.

FRANK: How hard could it be to kill this thing?

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Bagels wrote:
Am i including Cornish hens ?

Bc i eat a lot of those



Taste like chicken?

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Seacrest wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Am i including Cornish hens ?

Bc i eat a lot of those



Taste like chicken?


It’s like a late term abortion chicken
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I still don't think we've gotten clarity on this question.

Let's say I said that I've eaten 1,000 oreos in my life, but then I say "I only ate the vanilla filling in the middle and threw away the chocolate cookie or someone else ate them". How many oreos have I actually eaten? 1,000 oreos were sacrificed to feed me but I don't think it would be accurate to say that I've eaten 1,000 oreos.

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Bagels wrote:
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Bagels wrote:
Am i including Cornish hens ?

Bc i eat a lot of those



Taste like chicken?


It’s like a late term abortion chicken


They should be marketed as Unbornish Hens.

Liberals would start buying them up by the thousands.

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only a few if we are talking collectively.

chicken breast is the most disgusting meat of any meat regularly eaten in the US
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Tall Midget wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Am i including Cornish hens ?

Bc i eat a lot of those



Taste like chicken?


It’s like a late term abortion chicken


They should be marketed as Unbornish Hens.

Liberals would start buying them up by the thousands.

:lol:

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I still don't think we've gotten clarity on this question.

Let's say I said that I've eaten 1,000 oreos in my life, but then I say "I only ate the vanilla filling in the middle and threw away the chocolate cookie or someone else ate them". How many oreos have I actually eaten? 1,000 oreos were sacrificed to feed me but I don't think it would be accurate to say that I've eaten 1,000 oreos.

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hnd wrote:
only a few if we are talking collectively.

chicken breast is the most disgusting meat of any meat regularly eaten in the US

Horrible take.
It's easy to overcook chicken breast where it dries out, but no chance i'd call it "disgusting". :lol:

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hnd wrote:
only a few if we are talking collectively.

chicken breast is the most disgusting meat of any meat regularly eaten in the US

Horrible take.
It's easy to overcook chicken breast where it dries out, but no chance i'd call it "disgusting". :lol:


i've had perfectly cooked chicken breast. flavorless. any flavor it has was injected or rubbed into it. I wouldn't even eat it out of the garbage
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hnd wrote:
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hnd wrote:
only a few if we are talking collectively.

chicken breast is the most disgusting meat of any meat regularly eaten in the US

Horrible take.
It's easy to overcook chicken breast where it dries out, but no chance i'd call it "disgusting". :lol:


i've had perfectly cooked chicken breast. flavorless. any flavor it has was injected or rubbed into it. I wouldn't even eat it out of the garbage

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