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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 7:28 pm

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The caveat is that you’re fighting on the animal’s home turf. So if you choose manatee you better know how to swim.

I’m thinking I could take down a particularly aggressive goose if needed. Maybe even a smallish adult pig.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 7:34 pm

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I am confident that I could mop the floor with just about any marsupial that is thrown at me.

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Jbi11s

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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 7:37 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Your mom

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 7:38 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

I am confident that I could mop the floor with just about any marsupial that is thrown at me.

A kangaroo would fuck your entire world up

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 8:21 pm

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A full grown male kangaroo is no joke

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 8:23 pm

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Does the animal know it’s a fight?

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denisdman

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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 8:39 pm

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I’ll take out a giraffe. Guessing they’re docile, and my plan is to crush one of its legs.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 8:46 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Does the animal know it’s a fight?

I think once you advance on it with evil intent it will know right away.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 8:48 pm

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denisdman wrote:

I’ll take out a giraffe. Guessing they’re docile, and my plan is to crush one of its legs.

Denis thinks he could out kick a giraffe.

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This Ends in Antioch

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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 8:52 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Does the animal know it’s a fight?

I think once you advance on it with evil intent it will know right away.

What kind of human advantages can I use? I’m assuming no weapons but can I craft some type of trap?

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Jbi11s

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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 9:04 pm

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denisdman wrote:

I’ll take out a giraffe. Guessing they’re docile, and my plan is to crush one of its legs.

Denis

No

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Drunk Squirrel

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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 9:10 pm

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Hand to hand or can we use tools? Like stray 2x4 or a shovel? Or a big stick.

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shirtless driver

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 4:08 am

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Julie DiCaro.
I could just stand there and say something she didn't agree with. She would present a rebuttal. I would nuke her with truth.
She'd post her L on Twatter, get ratioed, and then cry herself into 4 bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and yell at her husband and sons.
I win.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 7:46 am

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Bare hands only

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 8:06 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Bare hands only

Jimmy pasta.
How about bear hands?

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 8:18 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Bare hands only

Jimmy pasta.
How about bear hands?

You can chop off Gabe Carimi’s hands and throw them at the animal

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Harvard Dan

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:11 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Bare hands only

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIXcZTxscoA

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Harvard Dan

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:12 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Bare hands only

Jimmy pasta.
How about bear hands?

You can chop off Gabe Carimi’s hands and throw them at the animal

Cole Kmet's are equally as useless.

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:14 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

I am confident that I could mop the floor with just about any marsupial that is thrown at me.

A kangaroo would fuck your entire world up

Especially if they are around water. They are masters at drowning animals.

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:15 am

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No joke, I think I could take out a wolf if I had to.

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BigW72

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:24 am

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shirtless driver wrote:

I think this one wins the thread easily.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:25 am

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Cashman wrote:

No joke, I think I could take out a wolf if I had to.

Adult males can be 6ft long and weigh 170-200lbs or more.

Plus they are strong and their teeth look like this…

All that being said I think you have a slight chance against a single wolf if you can contain the initial bite and get a hold of their head.

Still not great odds.

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Brick

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:29 am

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I assume humans aren't counted because I am pretty sure I could take out a 600 pound human but I doubt I could take 600 pounds of any other kind of animal.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:45 am

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Jbi11s wrote:

A full grown male kangaroo is no joke

Is that supposed to be intimidating? It telegraphed its move and left its lower half exposed. I don't even think kangaroos are the toughest marsupial, let alone a serious challenge for most able-bodied men.

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Jbi11s

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:46 am

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That’s one of the teenage ones

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Jbi11s

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:47 am

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Jbi11s

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:48 am

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 10:07 am

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Jbi11s wrote:

Looks like he only trains his upper body and is therefore susceptible to a variety of leg attacks.

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Jbi11s

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 10:08 am

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 10:10 am

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Again, telegraphed. You've convinced me that I could force a submission even quicker than I originally anticipated.

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