The guys at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner.

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I don’t even wanna be around anymore.

Blue Dolphin burned down. It's gone now. John Orani's ass-out, works with his brother now.

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You fuckin SUUUCKKK!!

We don't even look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone?

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I’m not gonna let Doug say that, about Dan Flashes, that the patterns aren’t complicated.

To this day, I hate bald boys. I can't stand bald boys. Every time I see them, I think I'm back in the pants.

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I know that. I'm not stupid. I'm smarter than yehhw.

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He may look like he has it all, but inside he's just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burgers. And the thing that scares him the most is that if people found out, his wife would go to jail, 'cause every night...a little boy goes down on her.

The disgruntled employee who was farting in the heads was upset the company was treating their full-time employees as contract employees. Now that the heads are sprayed with a deodorizing poison, the farts isn't a problem anymore!

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I have triples right? If I don't have triples then the other stuff's not true.

YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM.

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Holy fucking shit! Brian's hat just got him in huge trouble at a meeting. Mr. Andrews made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he'd let Brian keep the hat on. Nobody said shit, dude, nobody said shit. He took the hat off and he hid his head in his hands. You could tell he was crying. He kept saying under his breath, "you can't fucking do that." Then Mr. Andrews said "what's that, Brian?" and he said "nothing." And then a minute later, he said "it's not a distraction. The guy at the store said I'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off." Mr. Andrews asked him how much it cost and he said "it's illegal for you to ask me that." And Brian said "I'm putting the hat back on, I don't care what happens to me." Mr. Andrews said "just take the hat off, Brian." "No. I'm not taking the fucking hat off." Then he stood up and said "I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I am fighting for this hat." He went to slam his hand down on the table, but he hit his water bottle and it spilled all over his laptop. And then, I swear to fucking God, he tried to roll the hat down his arm like Fred Astaire, but the back flap got trapped around Rick's wheelchair and then it took him forever to get the flap out of the wheelchair. He was fucking beet red. I thought he was going to have a heart attack.

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Nah probably doesn't like me because I used to be a piece of shit. I'm not worried about it. I know I used to be a piece of shit, I don't give a rat's ass.

I’m never gonna say my lines faster than Jaime Taco!

Oh, fuck. What the fuck. I'm not even supposed to be here. Hope I don't jack off.

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