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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:45 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Nardi you’re still struggling with this concept?

You can't on one hand be putting animals on the same level as humans by calling it "murder", and on the other, dehumanize animals by saying it's "hunting".

Would you like for me to reword the concept properly without the mass contradiction? A contradiction so huge, that you've turned sustenance into cannibalism.

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Jbi11s

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:46 pm

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This Ends in Antioch

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:49 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

OscarTangoEcho wrote:

I like my chances against a penguin. Not at his house, a slippery ice float, but at my place. I'd kick his cute little ass

At least you're being realistic.

People in this thread saying they would take down a bear or a wolf in hand to paw combat. GTFO with that nonsense.

Wolves weigh like 100lbs. Under the right circumstances I think many here could actually take a wolf.

I’d like a ruling from Spiral on attire - any restrictions to note?

Wolves take down caribou and moose in some cases. With no weapons, a wolf is probably going to win 9 times out of 10.

Wolves hunt in packs and reindeer/moose lack the dexterity, agility and intelligence of all but the otherwise healthy humans.

An individual wolf v. a human twice it’s size wouldn’t be a slam dunk for the dog.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:53 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

OscarTangoEcho wrote:

I like my chances against a penguin. Not at his house, a slippery ice float, but at my place. I'd kick his cute little ass

At least you're being realistic.

People in this thread saying they would take down a bear or a wolf in hand to paw combat. GTFO with that nonsense.

Wolves weigh like 100lbs. Under the right circumstances I think many here could actually take a wolf.

I’d like a ruling from Spiral on attire - any restrictions to note?

From page 1 of this thread:

Jbi11s wrote:

Cashman wrote:

No joke, I think I could take out a wolf if I had to.

Adult males can be 6ft long and weigh 170-200lbs or more.

Plus they are strong and their teeth look like this…

All that being said I think you have a slight chance against a single wolf if you can contain the initial bite and get a hold of their head.

Still not great odds.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but that was straight up misinformation. The largest wolf in the world averages about 140lbs.

Its only weapon is a bite; it’s not going to claw you effectively or punch you. Depending on how that first bite goes I’d say an adult male has a real shot at pulling out the W.

It may be a twtw situation but it’s not like we’re talking grizzly v. man.

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:59 pm

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Yeah I went off the “some have been weighed up to” description I saw.

Still…

Have you seen a wolf up close and personal?

I don’t like my chances.

Especially in their environment.

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Brick

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:03 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Yeah I went off the “some have been weighed up to” description I saw.

Still…

Have you seen a wolf up close and personal?

I don’t like my chances.

Especially in their environment.

Get a rabies vaccine first.

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Nardi

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:10 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

OscarTangoEcho wrote:

I like my chances against a penguin. Not at his house, a slippery ice float, but at my place. I'd kick his cute little ass

At least you're being realistic.

People in this thread saying they would take down a bear or a wolf in hand to paw combat. GTFO with that nonsense.

Wolves weigh like 100lbs. Under the right circumstances I think many here could actually take a wolf.

I’d like a ruling from Spiral on attire - any restrictions to note?

From page 1 of this thread:

Jbi11s wrote:

Cashman wrote:

No joke, I think I could take out a wolf if I had to.

Adult males can be 6ft long and weigh 170-200lbs or more.

Plus they are strong and their teeth look like this…

All that being said I think you have a slight chance against a single wolf if you can contain the initial bite and get a hold of their head.

Still not great odds.

I think I've read that if you are able to punch it right square in the nostrils, it will fuck them up pretty good. From there you can go on to cold bloodily murdering it/zir.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:13 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Golden Retriever is probably the largest dog I could end bare handed.

You’re a monster.

I could choke out Shadow from Homeward Bound ez

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:14 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

OscarTangoEcho wrote:

I like my chances against a penguin. Not at his house, a slippery ice float, but at my place. I'd kick his cute little ass

At least you're being realistic.

People in this thread saying they would take down a bear or a wolf in hand to paw combat. GTFO with that nonsense.

Wolves weigh like 100lbs. Under the right circumstances I think many here could actually take a wolf.

I’d like a ruling from Spiral on attire - any restrictions to note?

Shorts and a t-shirt. New Balance 550s with a fresh pair of tube socks.

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This Ends in Antioch

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:15 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

OscarTangoEcho wrote:

I like my chances against a penguin. Not at his house, a slippery ice float, but at my place. I'd kick his cute little ass

At least you're being realistic.

People in this thread saying they would take down a bear or a wolf in hand to paw combat. GTFO with that nonsense.

Wolves weigh like 100lbs. Under the right circumstances I think many here could actually take a wolf.

I’d like a ruling from Spiral on attire - any restrictions to note?

Shorts and a t-shirt. New Balance 550s with a fresh pair of tube socks.

Fingerless gloves? I’d like to protect my knuckles when I punch this fucker in the nostrils.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:16 pm

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Mittens

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:18 pm

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Gonna need to know bench, squat, deadlift and pant size before I can credibly assess your ability to merk a wolf.

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:34 pm

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Brick wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Yeah I went off the “some have been weighed up to” description I saw.

Still…

Have you seen a wolf up close and personal?

I don’t like my chances.

Especially in their environment.

Get a rabies vaccine first.

Fuck you. You don't own me!

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This Ends in Antioch

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:55 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Gonna need to know bench, squat, deadlift and pant size before I can credibly assess your ability to merk a wolf.

Fwiw, I’m still leaning cow as it’s significant larger. If I go wolf I’ll check back in. I trust you’ll be impressed.

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Nardi

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:00 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Gonna need to know bench, squat, deadlift and pant size before I can credibly assess your ability to merk a wolf.

Fwiw, I’m still leaning cow as it’s significant larger. If I go wolf I’ll check back in. I trust you’ll be impressed.

This is combat. Does a cow fight?

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SpiralStairs

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Gonna need to know bench, squat, deadlift and pant size before I can credibly assess your ability to merk a wolf.

Fwiw, I’m still leaning cow as it’s significant larger. If I go wolf I’ll check back in. I trust you’ll be impressed.

I feel like a cow would very violently resist being killed

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:07 pm

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Nardi wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Gonna need to know bench, squat, deadlift and pant size before I can credibly assess your ability to merk a wolf.

Fwiw, I’m still leaning cow as it’s significant larger. If I go wolf I’ll check back in. I trust you’ll be impressed.

This is combat. Does a cow fight?

It doesn’t. That’s the point. Easy mark.

I just don’t know if I’d have TWTW enough to see it through.

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This Ends in Antioch

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:10 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Gonna need to know bench, squat, deadlift and pant size before I can credibly assess your ability to merk a wolf.

Fwiw, I’m still leaning cow as it’s significant larger. If I go wolf I’ll check back in. I trust you’ll be impressed.

I feel like a cow would very violently resist being killed

How? They don’t even violently resist being pushed over.

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Drunk Squirrel

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:02 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Nardi wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Gonna need to know bench, squat, deadlift and pant size before I can credibly assess your ability to merk a wolf.

Fwiw, I’m still leaning cow as it’s significant larger. If I go wolf I’ll check back in. I trust you’ll be impressed.

This is combat. Does a cow fight?

It doesn’t. That’s the point. Easy mark.

I just don’t know if I’d have TWTW enough to see it through.

Obviously never been around a cow on the fight.

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This Ends in Antioch

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:08 pm

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Nardi wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Gonna need to know bench, squat, deadlift and pant size before I can credibly assess your ability to merk a wolf.

Fwiw, I’m still leaning cow as it’s significant larger. If I go wolf I’ll check back in. I trust you’ll be impressed.

This is combat. Does a cow fight?

It doesn’t. That’s the point. Easy mark.

I just don’t know if I’d have TWTW enough to see it through.

Obviously never been around a cow on the fight.

Cows fight?

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Nardi wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Gonna need to know bench, squat, deadlift and pant size before I can credibly assess your ability to merk a wolf.

Fwiw, I’m still leaning cow as it’s significant larger. If I go wolf I’ll check back in. I trust you’ll be impressed.

This is combat. Does a cow fight?

It doesn’t. That’s the point. Easy mark.

I just don’t know if I’d have TWTW enough to see it through.

Obviously never been around a cow on the fight.

Cows fight?

First rule of cow fight club is you don’t moo about it.

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:49 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Nardi wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Gonna need to know bench, squat, deadlift and pant size before I can credibly assess your ability to merk a wolf.

Fwiw, I’m still leaning cow as it’s significant larger. If I go wolf I’ll check back in. I trust you’ll be impressed.

This is combat. Does a cow fight?

It doesn’t. That’s the point. Easy mark.

I just don’t know if I’d have TWTW enough to see it through.

Obviously never been around a cow on the fight.

Cows fight?

If they don't, then WTF are bulls? And for that matter, why does their semen cost so much?

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This Ends in Antioch

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

And for that matter, why does their semen cost so much?

It’s free if you have a sufficient reservoir of TWTW.

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Jbi11s

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

And for that matter, why does their semen cost so much?

It’s free if you have a sufficient reservoir of TWTW.

This thread is about to take a turn isn’t it?

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Nardi wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Fwiw, I’m still leaning cow as it’s significant larger. If I go wolf I’ll check back in. I trust you’ll be impressed.

This is combat. Does a cow fight?

It doesn’t. That’s the point. Easy mark.

I just don’t know if I’d have TWTW enough to see it through.

Obviously never been around a cow on the fight.

Cows fight?

If they don't, then WTF are bulls? And for that matter, why does their semen cost so much?

Electroejaculation isn’t free and neither is liquid nitrogen.

I have had the shit beat out of me by mother cows for trying to tag a calf. A forehead to the sternum is no good and neither is being driven through a fence. Yeah, cows will fuck your up. They concern me more than the bulls.

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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 10:30 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

And for that matter, why does their semen cost so much?

It’s free if you have a sufficient reservoir of TWTW.

This thread is about to take a turn isn’t it?

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