Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Johnson stabbed the listless sand dab with his fork. Nudged it around a bit. Pushed it left. Pushed it right. “I can’t eat this,” he said. Cooke, a man who knew a high-quality sand dab when he saw it, was outraged. “What are you talking about?” he said. “Do you know how much that fish costs?” “If it’s OK with you, Mr. Cooke, I think I’d rather have a hamburger and some French fries,” Johnson said softly. “Would that be OK?” This was not the way to make a good impression. Cooke was a formal man with formal tastes. If he wanted sand dabs, dammit, everyone was eating sand dabs. In this particular particular case, however, Hearn—one of the few men who had the owner’s ear—intervened. “The guy’s only nineteen,” he said. “The only thing he knows is hamburger and pizza.” A resigned Cooke sighed, then yelled toward the kitchen, “Can we have a hamburger?” Nothing. “A hamburger!” he screamed. “Get the man one!” Within minutes, Earvin Johnson was gripping a burger. The accompanying smile was that of an eight-year-old securing a Happy Meal. “You know,” Jerry West later said to Johnson, “nobody has ever done what you just did to Jack Kent Cooke.”

So people don't believe that Norm Nixon embarrassed Magic on Donald Sterling's backyard basketball court?

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

This is a true story. My friend's cousin was an absolute stud player on the first North Park championship team. This guy is just tough as nails. Anyway, he somehow got invited to the Lakers free agent camp the same year they drafted Nixon. He completely and utterly outplayed Nixon and actually came close to making the team as the last man.

According to Winning Time:

Jerry West is a cretinous, mentally ill sociopath whose voice and immense achievements should be disregarded since he never won a championship as a player (except when he did win a championship as a player).

Jack Kent Cooke is a narcissistic megalomaniac whose affinity for humiliating blacks and women defines him as a villainous reprobate.

Jerry Buss is a narcissistic megalomaniac whose affinity for black people and women make his narcissism and megalomania charming.

Magic Johnson, one of the greatest basketball players in the history of the sport, smiled instead of speaking his revolutionary truth to get along with whitey.

The NBA was floundering in the 1970s because white people suck.

The End.

I think Cooke was the inspiration for Mr. Burns.

Anyone remember the great moment in Score history with North interviewing Cooke? "Are you the 55 miler"

I suppose they refuse to touch the truth about Magic and instead just perpetuate the myth that he had a ravenous appetite for ladies.

I hated the Lakers and the Celtics. The 76ers were my team and Dr. J was my favorite players

I'm with you on the Sixers. I liked Jordan in the mid 80s but LOVED Barkley. I about wore out my NBA Superstars VHS tape with his highlight reel set to "The Warrior"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVRGjRBwT0I

So people don't believe that Norm Nixon embarrassed Magic on Donald Sterling's backyard basketball court?

This is closer to Will Ferrell's Tropics than Showtime. But whatever, Logo was pretty funny.

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

Do you think this thing was originally going to be titled Showtime but HBO required a change? Winning Time is a very odd title and everyone knows the nickname of those Lakers teams was "Showtime." I mean, even the book was entitled Showtime, etc.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Heard that Michael O'Keefe plays Cooke. Haven't seen him since he played Danny Noonan in Caddyshack.

White men are evil.

DRUMPF feeds college athletes hamburgers because he is an evil white man.

Jack Kent Cooke feeds college athletes sand dabs because he is an evil white man.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Jack Kent Cooke, who founded the Los Angeles Kings and remarked that all the Canadians who moved to California must have done so because they don't like hockey.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.