North and Bauer Giardiniera

You can eat it out of anything or anyone!

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Even Hope Solo's beef curtains!

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You prudishly want to believe that's a punishment but there are people who would pay for that privilege

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Congrats on your bruises and gaping butthole. I hope it readjusts your attitude at home.

Refunds will automatically be posted.

That's good. I was worried they were going to give me a credit to my "white sox account" for future games.

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The Championship Window is sinking(has sunk) and everyone wants off

He'd pinch himself in the shoulder, but it hurts.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

He likes to come in and throw gas on a fire.

Josh Harrison is our new 2B

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

You can never have enough bullpen arms in this day and age, so Kelly is a good signing. However, they made an expected bargain basement move at second.

Just... WHY? So then what is Leury?

Kelly has an arm and he will be in the bullpen. No stuff but giant balls. If nothing else, maybe he can rub off on some of our more pussyish pitchers.

So the anti-Kimbrel? Have they dfa’d that fucker yet?

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Yeah, I always liked Kelly...he'll be interesting.

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Rodon replacement!

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

I think Leury is the main second baseman.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The Sox usually make every effort to roster the worst pitcher in baseball.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Harrison here was good at a few positions when needed.

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Elections have consequences.

Yeah, I don't mind the acquisition. I just don't think he'll be the everyday second baseman. He and Leury provide flexibility.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I disagree. I think he’ll be the regular starter until he plays himself out of the role.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

We'll see. It's possible. But I'm gonna say he'll be moving around, playing second, third, DH.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Can any of those guys pitch ?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The bullpen looks lights out. I hate the plan at 2nd. Bargain shopping for a 35-year-old.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Sox to defend their yelling Fuck championship with a fine addition.

You watched Kimbral pitch last year, right?

I theory, it looks lights out. We all know how this is gonna play out. Either Kimbral or Hendricks will shit the bed, possibly both.

They may not lose a game they lead after 5 innings this year .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Kelly is the human symbol of the modern bullpen. He could be a godsend, he could be a disaster.