I was significantly wrong on the amount of jail time, but right in the broad strokes.

i didnt know this was still a story then saw that he was sentenced.

here is his defense - is he trying to go with insane defense?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIjj9J7imXE

great acting job - maybe the best job he's ever done.

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full : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pxEV6k5aho

looks like his defense didnt think he'd get jail time. i am surprised too the judge gave him jail time.

He’s already created his death story by claiming he’ll be killed in jail. RIP.

Shouldn’t he have been screaming that he is suicidal to avoid jail time?

You know you have FU money when a short jail term is more painful than a 150K fine

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I heard a good joke. That Jussie is such a drama queen, he should be in line for the next Green Bay Packers QB.

Li'l fella will be fine. Kimmy won't let him be touched. Unless he wants to be touched.

What is the good joke you heard?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Brick has no sense of humor.

When I posted it on the history forums I got like 5 LOL and 3 LMAO and 1 ROTFLMAO


yes.... i was 'cool' for like 2 min.....take that.....jealous....

That's funnier than the actual joke

yes...it is a different breed of poster i must admit. More intellectual than this place. PHD's, Doctors of XYZ , you name it. Very accomplished community.

But if you asked them to cross the street without getting hit by a car...it's a push.

Ken Burns Message Board

They were laughing AT you not with you.

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You pan in slowly to the post.

I know I feel in good hands when my doctor writes "ROTFLMAO" on my charts.

It’s really a shame how the justice system unfairly punishes black people

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Hopefully his 15 minutes of fame (?) end soon.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Agreed. He needs to fade away into irrelevance where he belongs. Yawn.

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Maybe he and Eileen Gu can start an irrelevant cause celebe podcast.

Well at least there would be a good chance for an actual hate crime to be perpetrated given the participants.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

When is this pillow biting bitch going to serve his 90 days in county?

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I am surprised he hasn't after this long. Must be special treatment.

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Elections have consequences.

I'd like to re-direct this thread so we can talk about his acting and signing prowess.

We used to do this all the time before Drunk Squirrel brang politics to the board.

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Excellent signer. Hancock-esque.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

They buried the lede: Pageboy was released today.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

That rallying cry does not fall off the tongue very easily.

The 8 pack abs have to be something surgically enhanced, right? You can't be malnourished throughout the rest of your body but sport perfect stomach muscles.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

If you ever need to get rid of morning wood quickly, just look at that picture.

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who dafugg is eliott page? Is that the chick from Trailer Park Boys? I think he-she-it was Lahey's kid who gave Bubbles a bubble machine for his cats.