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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 9:53 am

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You don't have to shit your pants. You just gotta stand up with your cheeks closed while pinching a loaf every time ya gotta shit.

Do ya do it?

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 10:00 am

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Seems like you buried the lede.

How is this being monitored?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 10:01 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Seems like you buried the lede.

How is this being monitored?

The ghost of Hervé Villechaize watches every time you shit to make sure you're not cheating.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 10:06 am

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Can the height of the toilet be raised, or do I have to estimate the likely density and trajectory?

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 10:20 am

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Ever since I had Covid and took a bunch of recommended vitamins, my shitting has been messed up. No one wants to hear about the periodic constipation I've had to deal with. Shitting standing up is nothing. So yeah- I'd definitely do it for 20k.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 10:25 am

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

Can the height of the toilet be raised, or do I have to estimate the likely density and trajectory?

Toilet is as normal. You got to figure out if you're going to be on target or not.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 10:26 am

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absolutely. id just shit while in the shower

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 10:53 am

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:

absolutely. id just shit while in the shower

What you gonna do? Mush the shit down the shower drain with your feet like some kind of disgusting cheese grater?

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 10:56 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:

absolutely. id just shit while in the shower

What you gonna do? Mush the shit down the shower drain with your feet like some kind of disgusting cheese grater?

You've never waffled stomped before?

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:00 am

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Will I be shitting in a Gender Plural bathroom?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:06 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:

absolutely. id just shit while in the shower

What you gonna do? Mush the shit down the shower drain with your feet like some kind of disgusting cheese grater?

You've never waffled stomped before?

Who am I, Bobby Bacala Jr.?

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:06 am

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shit in the shower and heel it down the drain

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:08 am

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Lotta people assuming they will only shit at home.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Minooka Meatball

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:11 am

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Shocking that whistler/HY/NW23469/whatever has another mult.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:13 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Lotta people assuming they will only shit at home.

I'll shit in your shower too if you like

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:19 am

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Did it for a year overseas.

The key is to look straight ahead, never look down.

Standing usually results in fewer needed wipes in cleaning

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:34 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Did it for a year overseas.

...and left a trail of poop across continental Europe.

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Antonio Gramsci wrote:

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:42 am

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DAC wrote:

Try crushing up some fennel seeds and steeping it in hot water for a few minutes or one of the smooth move teas. Don't over do it or you will have the opposite issue.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Would You Shit Standing Up for an Extra 20k per year.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 12:50 pm