Ever stayed in a hotel, and somehow been able to fuck the front desk girl, or maybe one of the cleaning girls, or hell, even the breakfast girl?

How were u able to perform the fuckin seduction?

Was the chick hot, or was she kind of a fatty?

What hotel did this happen at?

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No. But I have put on a suit and gone to a hotel bar on a Monday or Tuesday night to pick up female business travelers and hopefully take them back to their rooms. My friends and I call that MfB or Mission for Business.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I use to sometimes pickup at the airport these sex tourists back when I had the limo service. They use to tell me this was a regular thing with hotels in Thailand. Maids/hotel workers in the Thai hotels can give you sex and it's considered part of the job and an extra income.

Look at that...Observer may have met Cheap Charlie...

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

Only if Observer was dropping the "sex tourist" off at a preschool or orphanage.

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is there a Sex Tourism Board?

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

really? cheap charlie is a sex tourist? its a fucked up thing. lot of pedo's go to these poor nations for underage girls/boys.

Not much of an "Observer" I guess...

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

Neither was/is Charlie.

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Do people really go to hotels without fucking a female employee??

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Not a bad idea

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Jesus!!!

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Female? No.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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One of the DHL founders was a legend in this field. It got to the point where each bastard kid that rose up from the third world got a set payout of 6.sonething million IIRC. Dude had a special secretary to hook up these sex tourism deals. Idk if he had a bag of vicodins like Rush had tho

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Yeah I knew a guy who worked at a holiday inn and purportedly had game to get some chicks coming in. I know his company discount was available at every other holiday inn but the one he worked at, so I assume he used their rooms.

When he was a bartender at the old bennigan's by Cumberland blue line he claimed he had great success with flight attendants in town for another day or two.

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Tranny ?

Do motel employees count?

as trannys

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Have you people seen who works at hotels these days. They make that panel of Jules and her 400 lb crew look like solid 5's.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I have a story. Checked into a nice hotel and obviously had a bad cold. The cute front desk girl sent up some soup and OJ. I called to thank her, got her number.

Fast forward a couple of weeks and I’m back there. We hook up. Did that a couple more times before she revealed she had a kid and lived in a trailer. I ran like hell.

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Ask Charlie about the ladyboys

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Refer to this as the "prettiest girl in the trailer park", one of the dudes at the kids school fell into this and he ended up paying quite a bit in child support and is likely still dealing with the craziness. Remember that the woman would always show up all made up to pick up the kid which pissed off all the other married moms. Guess you find gold diggers at all levels, but she ended as more of an aluminum digger.

I have a non-story. Around the time of the Kobe Bryant trial for rape, I was on the road. I checked into a Fairfield or Hampton Inn. Attractive girl working the reception desk. I get my key and get to the room. No sooner than I shut the door, I hear a knock. I open the door and it's the reception clerk. She says " I want to make sure that your TV works"....It seemed at the time that, Kobe might have used that line or it came up in his trial. So, it was a red flag for me. With her standing in the doorway, I used the remote to turn the TV on and sent her on her way.

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"I give you my word as a Biden"

Might be the worst story ever told here

Keep going. What did you do after she left?

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I’d be willing to bet he watched tv

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If the rule you followed lead you to this, of what use was the rule?

Ask yer wife about that hotel doctor. OK OK. The doctor at the hotel.

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