I have a little project going. What's your favorite quote?

Could be from anyone, funny, intelligent, stupid, whatever... GO!

Malcolm Forbes and a Churchill quote.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

This should be moved to think tank. But here's mine :

"My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I never believed it till now." - John F. Kennedy April 1962.

In response to U.S. Steel trying to fuck him over.

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." General James "Mad Dog" Mattis

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Churchill had some great quotes about champagne he sort of stole it from napoleon. I have a friend whose maiden name is Churchill but you would not want to quote her.

This is one of my favorites, so much so that I have often used it as a toast:

"One for early risers, one for evening hiders. One for the White Sox and none for the Cubs."

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

That's stupid and so are you.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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“I’ll die before I surrender, Tim.”

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I'm only responsible for what I say, not what you understand.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Sally sells seashells by the seashore

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“If I had known I was going to live so long, I’d have taken better care of myself.”

-Billy Noonan?

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

"Someone opened up a closet door, And out stepped Johnny B Goode,Playing guitar like a-ringin' a bell,And lookin' like he should" - Ricky Nelson

Here's my second favorite quote:

"FUCK YOU!"

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

“The shape of our democracy is the issue that affects every other issue.”

- Secretary of Transportation

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Oh! I have a second favorite too!

"No u!"

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

“We’ve been looking for the enemy for some time now. We’ve finally found him. We’re surrounded. That simplifies the problem.” Chesty Puller

"I hold it that a little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical." Jefferson

Wherever you go there you are-Buckaroo Banzai

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Actual favorite, which is an all time repudiation of cultural relativism and anti-colonialism…

General Chuck Napier, confronting locals intent on practicing Sati in the British Raj:

“Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs.”

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

- Dean Vernon Wormer

That's a classic.

"everyone's got a plan until I punch them in the mouth"

-Mike Tyson

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"Get the quote right"
-Nardi

“I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.” - Andy Bernard , The Office

The funny thing is, in 2022 America I don't think we're very far from not being able to criticize something like that without being called RACIST!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Makes you think

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"Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks."
-Forrest Gump

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Seriously, it does. I find this Donaldson thing really interesting. Anderson had said something really stupid like 3 years ago. So 3 years ago, a ribbing is justified. 100%. But along comes a bonafide asshole who hangs on to this incident like it was yesterday. Plus there's layers. This "ribbing" now took place during a heated moment. "fuck off, Jackie" is little different than "how's it going, Jackie".

Why does he get to call himself Jackie, but I can’t?

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