Appreciate it, Ant.

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He’s got to at least pay for the horse’s expenses. Not like horses are cheap, but the boarding and all the other shit is $$$. Like he couldn’t afford to just throw in the farm with the horse.

You more or less described yourself.

Lol okay.

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Elon wants to get out of his previously signed deal to buy Twitter. Shocking.

He wants to lower the price because it's full of bot accounts

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LOL....and he didn't know that already? Who doesn't know that? If he was so worried, he should have done his due dilligence before rushing into the deal. Sure it has nothing to do with Tesla stock tanking lately.

But what if publicly forcing Twitter to prove their claim of only 5% bots is part of his due diligence?

I think we all can agree that claim is bogus as half of Joe Biden’s followers are bots.

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"But what if publicly forcing Twitter to prove their claim of only 5% bots is part of his due diligence?"

Great.....But you do that beforehand. The deal is done.

I understand what you’re saying, but I think Musk bought Twitter to in part publicly troll Twitter with zero threat of being banned.

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Give them the 44 billion and troll away.

But he wants to back out of the agreed purchase price, because IMO he's having some cash flow problems right now, under the guise of a previous statement by the selling company that everyone knows isn't true.

I'll take what Musk said about buying Twitter rather than what you think.

It's "not a way to make money," Musk said, adding, "I don't care about the economics at all. I think it's very important for there to be an inclusive arena for free speech."

He lied or he didn't lie. We will find out.

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Well he was basing his offer on twitters sec filings, which claimed 5%.

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Oh. I thought he was basing his offer on a free and open public square. Guess not.

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Yes.....and everyone and their brother knew that claim wasn't true. He can't possibly be that stupid.

He lied? I'm shocked that our hero would do that. Well, let's now do a 180 and defend his lying.

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Lying in the town square is a right. Why do you hate free speech!?

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Seems healthy. I mean Elon has only provided electric cars, commercial space rockets, e-commerce platforms, internet access for new markets, billions in revenue, careers for thousands of people, but Jessica has provided hating men. She's the net plus for society, clearly.

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And Jorr wonders why there's less sex going on.

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Elon made an offer for Twitter that was a huge overpay and then he seems surprised that he is overpaying for Twitter.

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He didn't realize that there were ten times more mults than actual users.

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Don't take it personally.

It's pretty cool I know more about the internet than Elon Musk.

You can buy 1,000 twitter followers for like $25.

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She is brave.

He does. He didn't think Twitter would just lay down. He figured he had a couple years of owning the libs, if not eternity.

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Twitter, show me the hottest take you can find made purely for publicity

That’s pretty funny

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I suppose Elon has killed fewe Yemeni children…that we know of

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He didn't think he would get the backlash he did for buying Twitter, so he's making an Amazon return

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