If there's enough of us it's not gay.

You just have to yell, "No Homo!" before entering. Then, it is not gay.

Gotta think that the number of adult video stores has plummeted over the last 10-15 years. No?

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

I would think so also but I see them around.

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Elections have consequences.

I actually saw an adult bookstore, I think in Morris or around there.

The lion’s den in Atkinson, Illinois seems to have a steady flow of traffic.

Go North to Oshkosh, the billboard business is solid.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

So I hear.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Possibly the creepiest thread title in board history.

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i'll bring the Jeni's ice cream

i'm pretty sure keeping score already tried to do this.

back in my day, you had to quickly and quietly slip into the section of the independent video store compartmentalized by a dirty sheet in order to access adult videos. It was really awkward if another person was in the section at the same time.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

i'm fairly certain the Family Video in Homewood had an adult section

I bet you are.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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you're not going to porn shame me !

Susan: So, what have you got there?

George: Oh, I, uh--

Susan: Oh, ``Rochelle, Rochelle''

George: It's a foreign movie... a film, is what it is, actually.

Susan: Yeah... A lot of nudity in that, huh?

George: No, no, no... Just a tiny bit... It's not even frontal nudity. It's... side nudity...

Clerk: Next.

George: Oh, that's me.

Susan: Alright, well... Good seeing you, George.

George: Yes, good to see you, too. And Good luck with, uh... with the whole thing, there.

Clerk: Uh, what are you returning?

George: ``Rochelle, Rochelle''.

Clerk: Ah, ``Rochelle, Rochelle''... "A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk"...

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Seems appropriate.

That’s how a lot of families get started.

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You know me like that.

Most everyone has driven by Superb Video in Kenosha headed north. I haven’t been in there for a few years but my guess is that a majority of their business is selling bongs and bowls. Also a big business in sex toys. Anyone who buys porn dvds or video are idiots. I remember years ago that I would buy my whip-it’s up that way

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami