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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 9:44 am 
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To quote the great American philosopher S. Crow, "If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad."

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 9:45 am 
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Guys, spirits run about a 15-20% cost, compared to beer and wine. Anytime I can get someone to order one of your so-called "gay fruity drinks", we win.
I'm going to create a tropical, island themed CFMB thread. Pull in that young, female oriented demo.
You know I don't do this alone, I've got my experts here- JORR and good dolphin- they're going to help jump start this thread and get us back to recovering the debt of this board. We train ALL DAY LONG.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 9:46 am 
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I am mostly a cheap beer drinker, Miller Lite, but I am not opposed to margaritas. I am not a fan of dudes that drink white wine. I assume they are cucks.

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No fruity drinks. They taste fine, but all that sugar leads to a bad next day.
I'll take beer, red wine, or liquor (neat).

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 10:33 am 
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I am mostly a cheap beer drinker, Miller Lite, but I am not opposed to margaritas. I am not a fan of dudes that drink white wine. I assume they are cucks.



Typically not a fan of white wine, but a good dry Riesling works well with thai or asian food in general or seafood. Charles Smith Kung Fu Girl or Chateau Ste. Michelle out of Colombia Valley in Washington, both around 10 to 12 dollars. Some places up near Traverse City (Left Foot Charley is one) produce top-shelf Rieslings but in limited batches at 2 or 3 times the price.


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the italians know how to make pastries and light drinks. crema di limone and limoncello, while fragolino has tiny bits of whole strawberries in it. the tiny strawberries are grown for the drink. this stuff is all from amalfi. there's also a drink that i could only get from new york - but, now they don't even have it. have to get it imported. a sicilian drink - marsala all'uovo. spectacular stuff.


What pastries do you like?



I have a friend who likes to order cappuccino after dinner. I tried to shame him by pointing out that cappuccino is a breakfast drink. That made my wife who has traveled around the world laugh out loud. Order a double espresso like I do, you pussy!


at the end of the day, sounds like a double ex lax.

i'm thinking it's the morning constitutional in europe. fresh food, veggies, fiber, fruit the day before...the next morning a double espresso...see you in 15 minutes.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 10:55 am 
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Jon Taffer wrote:
Guys, spirits run about a 15-20% cost, compared to beer and wine. Anytime I can get someone to order one of your so-called "gay fruity drinks", we win.
I'm going to create a tropical, island themed CFMB thread. Pull in that young, female oriented demo.
You know I don't do this alone, I've got my experts here- JORR and good dolphin- they're going to help jump start this thread and get us back to recovering the debt of this board. We train ALL DAY LONG.
So spot on :lol:


I like pina coladas and mojitos while on vacations, but its too much sugar. I can generally only do a couple of them each day.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 11:25 am 
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I have a friend who likes to order cappuccino after dinner. I tried to shame him by pointing out that cappuccino is a breakfast drink. That made my wife who has traveled around the world laugh out loud. Order a double espresso like I do, you pussy!


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 12:19 pm 
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Are you guys food gatekeeping?

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Are you guys food gatekeeping?

Do you want some, uh, coffee, Mr. Tully?

Do I?

Yes, have some.

Yes, have some.

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It doesn't make sense!


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
NWsider4-3-3 wrote:
the italians know how to make pastries and light drinks. crema di limone and limoncello, while fragolino has tiny bits of whole strawberries in it. the tiny strawberries are grown for the drink. this stuff is all from amalfi. there's also a drink that i could only get from new york - but, now they don't even have it. have to get it imported. a sicilian drink - marsala all'uovo. spectacular stuff.


What pastries do you like?



I have a friend who likes to order cappuccino after dinner. I tried to shame him by pointing out that cappuccino is a breakfast drink. That made my wife who has traveled around the world laugh out loud. Order a double espresso like I do, you pussy!


Had dinner at a nice steakhouse in Chicago on Saturday. They asked if I wanted coffee or cappuccino after dinner. I turned both down but thought it was common to have one after dinner.

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T-Bone wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
NWsider4-3-3 wrote:
the italians know how to make pastries and light drinks. crema di limone and limoncello, while fragolino has tiny bits of whole strawberries in it. the tiny strawberries are grown for the drink. this stuff is all from amalfi. there's also a drink that i could only get from new york - but, now they don't even have it. have to get it imported. a sicilian drink - marsala all'uovo. spectacular stuff.


What pastries do you like?



I have a friend who likes to order cappuccino after dinner. I tried to shame him by pointing out that cappuccino is a breakfast drink. That made my wife who has traveled around the world laugh out loud. Order a double espresso like I do, you pussy!


Had dinner at a nice steakhouse in Chicago on Saturday. They asked if I wanted coffee or cappuccino after dinner. I turned both down but thought it was common to have one after dinner.


i always tell the waiter i like a fat blunt after dinner


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I like them so much I have a special cup

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There isn't much I won't drink.
This is quite true.


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If margaritas count, count me in. Love making a fresh blackberry margarita.


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I don't drink but I agree. i'd be drinking truly and whiteclaws over busch lites and whatever stupid IPA woudl get shoved in my hand.


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hnd wrote:
I don't drink but I agree. i'd be drinking truly and whiteclaws over busch lites and whatever stupid IPA woudl get shoved in my hand.

Fuck white claw, kill Truly, marry High Noon.

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I just found my new boat drink. Malibu Rum,Soda Water and a slice of lime

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My white privilege allows me to currently be on vacation and I gotta say , the more frozen and fruity the drink the more I drunker . Anyone else a fan ? Pina Colada is the current choice .

Nothing wrong with ordering a Pina Colada when on vacation to a tropical location.

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I don't drink but I agree. i'd be drinking truly and whiteclaws over busch lites and whatever stupid IPA woudl get shoved in my hand.

Fuck white claw, kill Truly, marry High Noon.



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Spanky's Cooler wrote:
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There isn't much I won't drink.
This is quite true.

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i like Tahitian Treat


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i like Tahitian Treat


Where are you able to find that?

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i like Tahitian Treat


Where are you able to find that?


da Jewels had it last time i was there, but only in 12pk i think

I think it may be the most sugary/caloric of all pop, like Coke is 140 a can ? I think TT is 220 or something

like diabetic shock in a can


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my island vacation drink will be whiskey

I'm going to really need it on this one. Travelling with extended family for a reunion of people 99% of the attendees have never met...and a floor show of the talentless is being put together. Maybe I'll do my rendition of Fairytale of New York while playing the spoons.

I'm going to be biting my tongue more than Multiple Miggs over the next couple of weeks.

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Jewels by me occasionally has TT also. I used to love pop vending machines like Fanta or Minute Maid.


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Bagels wrote:
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i like Tahitian Treat


Where are you able to find that?


da Jewels had it last time i was there, but only in 12pk i think

I think it may be the most sugary/caloric of all pop, like Coke is 140 a can ? I think TT is 220 or something

like diabetic shock in a can


I loved it as a kid.

I haven't seen it in years.

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