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Hussra

Post subject: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:43 pm

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and then act surprised when once a generation the river does what rivers do, jumps its banks and destroys their town.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:53 pm

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We’ll see if hillbillies gets the same consideration our coastal betters receive when they do the same.

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Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:03 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

We’ll see if hillbillies gets the same consideration our coastal betters receive when they do the same.

We’ll also see if Rand Paul will just tell them to bootstrap it up

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:27 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

We’ll see if hillbillies gets the same consideration our coastal betters receive when they do the same.

You mean like people saying they shouldn’t live where stuff like this happens?

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Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:44 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

We’ll see if hillbillies gets the same consideration our coastal betters receive when they do the same.

You mean like people saying they shouldn’t live where stuff like this happens?

Consideration in this case means straight cash homey. 11 figures, unkind words notwithstanding.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:42 am

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Just like people in areas constantly hit by hurricanes they should pay more in taxes to fund FEMA.

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:04 am

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see also: New Orleans

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:51 am

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Hearing as the Amazon warehouse flooded, employees weren't allowed to leave but were offered free swimming lessons.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:54 am

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Brick wrote:

Just like people in areas constantly hit by hurricanes they should pay more in taxes to fund FEMA.

What about Oklahoma and tornados, send them a bill too.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:57 am

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Didn't notice the place is named "Whitesburg."

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:59 am

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Its where WFR's family is originally from.

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Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:59 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Hearing as the Amazon warehouse flooded, employees weren't allowed to leave but were offered free swimming lessons.

That’s pretty good

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:29 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Brick wrote:

Just like people in areas constantly hit by hurricanes they should pay more in taxes to fund FEMA.

What about Oklahoma and tornados, send them a bill too.

It's all based on your likelihood of high cost disasters. They'd pay more than Wisconsin but less than river dwellers and the Florida coast.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:38 pm

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At least when the Mississippi and Missouri flood it's mostly farmland that's flooded. And farmers are already welfare queens so six of one, half dozen of the other to bail em out.

But this fucking town is situated on a river with mountains on either side...come the fuck on. It's a wonder they don't flood more often. Either they need to construct flood mitigation infrastructure or GTFO.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:40 pm

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Right. There are no big cities along either of those rivers....

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:54 pm

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yeah, but the big cities along those rivers have flood-walls and gates and water evacuation routes to push the water downstream to the farmers' lands that lack such protection.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 1:05 pm

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Yeah, St Louis has never flooded.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 1:51 pm

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If St Louis has problems with rivers flooding, there are measures they can take to mitigate and pretty much eliminate any impact of their river neighbors jumping their banks. Flood mitigation techniques that have been around since at least ancient Rome.

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BigW72

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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 1:54 pm

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MOVE!

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Hilljacks build a town hugging a river in a hollow

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 1:59 pm

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When I lived in Arkansas about 10 miles from the Mississippi River, I always hoped that levee would hold up every spring when the River flooded.

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