figured your school just charred a stick in the morning and used the ash for writing

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

If it makes you feel better my Kindergarten classroom was outside in a trailer in the back lot.

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You know me like that.

1st Grade was a big deal.

We got in the building with real walls and protection from tornadoes and nuclear attacks.

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You know me like that.

Paw, tell us more about life on the ol' homestead!

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Get yourself some whittlin' scraps and settle in....

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You know me like that.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Being real, why the hell was there a white crayon? You were coloring on a damn tan piece of paper the majority of the time, you couldn't see that shit..

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Where'd you shop for school supplies, a Greek restaurant?

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he'd get his supplies from the oleson mercantile down the way.

That's down the road a piece.

Can you grab me a paper and a pack of Winstons while you are there? Tell Emmitt to put it on my tab.

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You know me like that.

the don't taste like their color

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

After that, let's go to the filling station and grab a bottle of pop!

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Pink tastes good.

He’s still waiting for you to pick up the basket of eggs.

Well you tell that summabitch to put them in the wire crate next time. Last time his man put them in the bottom of the sack and I don't pay to cook eggs on the sidewalk.

I been goin' to that store for 25 years and I know you got wire crates. They screw it up one more time and I'm going to that new place down the street - Ted's Red Fox.

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You know me like that.

It already put the Johnson’s Elixir Shop out of business. Sometimes he doesn’t see what’s goin on under foot.

Well, Johnson's Elixir is not nearly what it proposes to be and my wife can attest to that, sir.

It should have been out of business three attempts ago.

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You know me like that.

Alistair Johnson was not a businessman. That's what killed him. oh, i don't mean any disrespect to him, god rest his soul.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Just a minute – just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. W_Z. You're right when you say Alistair Johnson was no businessman.

I know that. Why he ever started to try to get guys cheap erections I'll never know.

But neither you nor anybody else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was... Why, in the twenty-five years since...he never once thought about his own sexual prowess. Isn't that right, Ike?

He didn't save enough boner-juice to send Mrs. Johnson to see God, let alone me. But he did help a few people get a few minutes to feel like they were healthy, Mr. W_Z.

And what's wrong with that?

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You know me like that.

I am an old man and most people hate me. But I don't like them either, so that makes it all even. You know just as well as I do that I run practically everything in this town but the Grain Store. You know, also, that for a number of years I've been trying to get control of it.

I know...I know...I know very well what you're talking about. You're talking about something you can't get your fingers on, because it's probably illegal to touch and it's galling you.

That's what you're talking about, I know.

Well, I've said too much. I... You're the Grain Store here. You do what you want with this Elixir thing.

Just one thing more, though. This town needs this measly Alistair Johnson boner chemical if only to have some place where people can cum without crawling to Mr. W_Z.

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You know me like that.

Happy New Year to You! In jail.

Confound it, man! Are you afraid of erections?!?

I’m offering you a 3-year supply of Johnson Elixir starting today!

Sure, sure you go home and talk it over with your wife. I’ll mix the appropriate chemicals.

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You know me like that.

Got a little weird there...can't wait to see what Z says in response! On the edge of my seat.

I was waiting for someone to say something.

How weird do we have to get these days to hit the radar?

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You know me like that.

I just assumed you all were going over a scene from a strange movie or tv show I had not seen

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Well...I didn't expect you to pull out an erection.


It was movie quotes, I got most of it. They are soooooo nerdy!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."