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Frank Coztansa
 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
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I am still alive, extremely gassy but about to eat. :D
And how is this different from any other day with you?

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
I am still alive, extremely gassy but about to eat. :D
And how is this different from any other day with you?

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
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When I woke up in recovery I had terrible stomach pains. This extremely hot nurse said it was normal and that I should get on all fours and try to expel the gas, I did and felt sooo much better...I was still in a fog and didn't come out of it until the ride home. I turned to my wife and asked her "Was that my idea, or the nurses?".

Cause I could see me just acting all freestyle at that point


When my wife had hers, I was waiting with her in the recovery area. I was very much looking forward to all the farting. It's about the only time that you will that much gas with no smell. I was ready to do my best Beavis and Butthead imitation. Unfortunately for me, I was very disappointed in the amount of gas that everyone in the recovery area was releasing.
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Hawg Ass wrote:
I am still alive, extremely gassy but about to eat. :D


Did you say anything funny in the recovery room? Apparently the nurse was asking me if I wanted anything to drink and I told her a beer on tap please. I also thought I saw a buddy of mine as they were wheeling me out of the room where the procedure happened. Felt back to normal after like 20 minutes or so after waking up. Did my first at 45 and asked me to come back in 3 years.

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
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Hawg Ass wrote:
I am still alive, extremely gassy but about to eat. :D



If you are interested, I can teach you about flow-through entities.....

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Hawg Ass
 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
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T-Bone wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
I am still alive, extremely gassy but about to eat. :D


Did you say anything funny in the recovery room? Apparently the nurse was asking me if I wanted anything to drink and I told her a beer on tap please. I also thought I saw a buddy of mine as they were wheeling me out of the room where the procedure happened. Felt back to normal after like 20 minutes or so after waking up. Did my first at 45 and asked me to come back in 3 years.

Apparently I asked for an ice cram cone or sandwich. :lol:

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Hawg Ass wrote:
I am still alive, extremely gassy but about to eat. :D



If you are interested, I can teach you about flow-through entities.....

All good my friend, you have supplied more than enough already.

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