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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 9:43 am 
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In one of the latest Progressive ads, Flo tells Jon Hamm that she remembers him as a struggling actor who didn't believe the Snapshot app could save him money during their blind date but the Progressive Snapshot app debuted in 2015 where Jon Hamm would already not only have secured the role of Don Draper in the show Mad Men but actually would have filmed the series finale as the final season's second half debuted on April 5th, 2015.

So, unless Flo had early access information on the Snapshot ad from prior to 2007 when Mad Men debuted it cannot be true that during her blind date with Jon Hamm that he was a struggling actor and that he doubted the ability of the Snapshot app to save him money. However, it is hard to believe that the Snapshot app took 8 years of development time to reach a stage in which the general population could use it but even more she seemingly was offering Jon Hamm the chance to use it at the time of their blind date and not simply referring to the untapped potential of savings in the future based on the app. If the app had yet to be released, Jon Hamm had a strong reason to doubt the ability to save with it.

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No homo, but Jon Hamn is a handsome man. He could pretty much hook up with any chick he wants, why would he go on a date with an ugly chick like Flo?


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I do have to say though, I do think there is a chance that this is Flo just dunking on Jon Hamm using her subtle psychotic nature while also impressing the rest of the people she controls through her position at Progressive. She knows Jon Hamm can't acknowledge her inconsistency without coming off as petty.

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Maybe she’s a fan of late aughts VH1 reality programming and negged her way to Hamm’s affections.

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Caller Bob wrote:
No homo, but Jon Hamn is a handsome man. He could pretty much hook up with any chick he wants, why would he go on a date with an ugly chick like Flo?


Speaking from experience, but when you can get any woman any time you'd like, sometimes you like the challenge just for something different.

Like getting a Mexican Coca-Cola as opposed to a regular Diet Coke.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No homo, but Jon Hamn is a handsome man. He could pretty much hook up with any chick he wants, why would he go on a date with an ugly chick like Flo?


Speaking from experience, but when you can get any woman any time you'd like, sometimes you like the challenge just for something different.

Like getting a Mexican Coca-Cola as opposed to a regular Diet Coke.



Royale super market, Sheffield Illinois. Mexican Grape Fanta as well (and a variety of other bottled “Mexican” drinks.


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I bet Mexican Grape Fanta is FIRE. The Fanta blue raspberry slushie at McDonalds is also good if you feel like bangin' a Flo.


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This thread has had a profound impact on me.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2022 9:33 am 
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Caller Bob wrote:
No homo, but Jon Hamn is a handsome man. He could pretty much hook up with any chick he wants, why would he go on a date with an ugly chick like Flo?


continuing the no homo statement, he is also supposed to be hung like Les Grobstein

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Caller Bob wrote:
No homo, but Jon Hamn is a handsome man. He could pretty much hook up with any chick he wants, why would he go on a date with an ugly chick like Flo?


continuing the no homo statement, he is also supposed to be hung like Les Grobstein

I'm happy for January Jones and Zuby Zuby.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2022 9:41 am 
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Ok give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.

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Ok give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.

Who was it that Cured Hamm of his sexual addiction?


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Flo was in a few Mad Men episodes early on.

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Yeah, I messed around with the one called Flo
All the troopers 'round the way used to call her a ho
But deep down in my heart I knew that Flo was good to go
'Cause I thought it was me like Bell Biv Devoe
But little did I know that she was playing with my mind
The only thing I learned is good girls are hard to find
I feel like Heavy D, I need somebody for me


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