WBEZ published a long article that may as well have been called "Why Don't You Support the Sky, You Piece of Shit" and I was waiting for the reveal that the Sky would be paying to air their games on there.

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Something

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CAN YOU EAT 80...oh I'll stop

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As the board's biggest Sky fan, yay Sky.

Russian kids, maybe.

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I have no idea what she's talking about.

I remember him being a pretty big figure in my teen years. Back when Russia was the villain in every movie. Twice named TIME's Man of the Year back when magazines mattered.

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Was she scared of him or was he a hero? I'm guessing she thinks Mr Gorbachev Tore Down That Wall.

I don't know, you tell me what she's thinking. She's right that Gorbachev loomed in the life of us Gen Xers. Are you saying he didn't?

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I guess he's a loomer.

Big time loomer.

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Ok loomer.

What a dumb comment. Every Russian leader since ww2 has been viewed the same... except maybe yeltzin

One of the biggest did not happenists posts from the queen of did not happen

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I guess that explains why her yard is a disaster.

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Was the Home Depot guy making a fat joke or a woman joke?

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July is one of the laziest people around, and suddenly she's gonna push a 300lb machine all over her yard?

Not bloody likely.

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likelihood of this interaction actually happening is 0%

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

"You're seriously married to her?"



"She used to be a gymnast..."

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

I rented an aerator there once. They should have told me to bring my brother. Those things are heavy as shit.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Doesn't she live in a townhouse? The HOA takes care of her lawn. And, yeah, did not happen.

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Okay, Boomer.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Gorbachev smorbachev. Yeltsin ended the USSR:

If only she did that with her tweets (including this one: "you kids" ) and blog posts.

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Sky elimination? What is this? A WNBA game or Chicken Little’s worse nightmare?!?

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A home depot sod cutter weighs between 300-350 lbs depending on which one you get. That story is one of her most preposterous. There is no way any 1 person is lifting that thing up, you need a trailer to transport it, she has shown pics and prided herself on her shitty weed patch of a lawn and she is in subdivision with a HOA. Who the fuck would rent a sod cutter in that scenario?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I don't know if it's propaganda, but I hear playoffs are getting good crowds. About time women supported women.

2,000 people instead of 1,500?

I heard 7000. At $12 a pop that's like what.....$12.5 million?