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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

no way that's real

Oh yes best believe that is highly possible with this generation.

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The first instinct is to record it for instagram going omg what do I do giggle giggle while looking at your idiot friend? Not get help, not look for the drain, or try to push buttons or look for shut offs. Let gas just pour out, it's fine.

I hope that's water from her water bottle and not gas on her shirt. Maybe she got gas in her eyes and used water from the water bottle to rinse em out.


Oregon and possibly New Jersey(?) mandate full-service at gas stations. She could be an Oregonian who went off to college and only recently ventured out of the state for the first time as a driver. Or she could just be a Gen Z idiot. Or both.

that's why it's not real

The gas she must've gotten in her eyes and spraying all over the ground isn't real? Or she sprayed gas in her eyes and all over the ground for clout.

i mean yes, what happened is real. But it wasn't an accident or bc she doesn't know what she's doing, it's to create a video for social media. A bit, if you will.

The bold is what makes it real.

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goofing around she put her face up by the gas tank while it was filling to see when it got full and it topped up and sprayed her in the eyes. She had unknowingly-to-her activated the spout lock and when she got the gas facial she knee-jerk yanked the spout out of the tank, dropped it or set it down and then ran to flush her eyes.

that's my guess.

I'm impressed that spout lock works that well. The POS locks on the pumps at the gas stations I usually go to never fucking work. Gotta stand there squeezing the fucker til it's done; which sucks major donkey balls in the winter. Looks like a fancy newer gas station with properly functioning spout locks.