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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:06 pm 
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$20 says this horse will be sent to the glue factory right after the race. :P


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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:13 pm 
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$20 says this horse will be sent to the glue factory right after the race. :P


I don't care what happens after the horse wins.

Efficient use of resources. Win - Win.

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Noisy have you had some sort of speedball for the last 4 days or something?


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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Noisy have you had some sort of speedball for the last 4 days or something?


Why? You'll be glad to hear my horse finished 4th. But I won $12 on the other 2 I bet on. Go Australia!!

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You seem a little amped up?


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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:26 pm 
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I've posted here 50,000 times, not counting the ones that bigfan deleted.

Shouldn't be a shock that I take a run at things from time to time. Throw some dimes on the ponies.

It's not because I'm in isolation and sleeping next to a computer I assure you. That would just sound crazy.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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That race was rough.

It was the biggest boil over since Polly put the kettle on according to the Australian announcer.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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What's up with these French guys having to jump over bushes in the middle of the track?

Do they have the Soldier Field grounds crew?

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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They bank the turns in a horse race? LOL.

That's wild. I must watch that.



It's quite a thing. It's a town of 40,000 and at least that many come to the fair. People chain their chairs to the fence all year to secure their spots. The whole town closes down on Jug Day. The drinking starts around nine in the morning.

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Alright, I think I watched the first race. I'll be honest - it didn't look a whole lot different.

The jockey just "won his 8th mount in a row". Good for him.

I think 6 is my longest streak.

I've never raced a horse.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Alright, just watched Race 2. That was different. That was harness.

Maybe I was watching the wrong track for Race 1 (I wasn't, I won).

Pretty good. The one horse "did a backside bull rush" for the win.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Why is it called the County Fair Evening when they are racing at 11am?

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Why are they singing the Canadian National Anthem after the 3rd Race at a County Fair in Ohio?

I could almost see it at the beginning. But, at the least, the timing seems weird.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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I got my horse Hefner in the 6th at Delaware.

I-L-L.....

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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I moved the odds again. My payout on Hef just dropped 35%.

I don't like these odds changing after you made the bet.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Odds just went down again.

I do like soaking in the power that the odds-makers are scared of what I know.

What they don't know is that I don't know anything and I just went to UofI and like naked women.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Hef petered out.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I know you're busy helping to keep capitalism running, but if you get a chance Thursday try to check out the Jug races from Delaware, OH. The best comparison I can make that you'll understand is that it's like the Bristol NASCAR race. Nothing else like it. I think Night Hawk has a pretty good chance to win and he probably won't be favored.


I just put $20 on Night Hawk to win.

You better be right. About this one thing. I've not known you to be right about much else.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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They are coming to the gate, JORR.

The scuttlebutt is they don't like our horse.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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This is a County Fair I could have gotten behind as a 15-year-old.

We just had a demolition derby. Which was cool too but you couldn't bet on it.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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They are literally saying our horse can't win this race.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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He got 2nd. Not a bad call.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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So, Night Hawk is still alive for later? Is that how this works?

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So, Night Hawk is still alive for later? Is that how this works?



Yes. Night Hawk didn't quite get it done for us yesterday but it was an exciting final. Bythemissal was just too good.

It was a good time though. The MAGA Preacher got to spend some time amongst his people. Everyone was polite.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Looks like a good time.

Young Kolton would have fit right into the Tri-County Fairs of my youth.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Looks like a good time.

Young Kolton would have fit right into the Tri-County Fairs of my youth.



What was the name of your 4-H club?

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Looks like a good time.

Young Kolton would have fit right into the Tri-County Fairs of my youth.



What was the name of your 4-H club?


I don't remember. Pretty sure it was The Prairie Center Farmers.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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How often do people bet these Pick 4 and Pick 5 options? You have to pick the winner of the next 4 or 5 races?

That seems impossible. I can barely get 1 winner.

I did win $20 at Delaware the other day. Didn't realize it until I logged in tonight. So, got a few buck to play around with this weekend.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
How often do people bet these Pick 4 and Pick 5 options? You have to pick the winner of the next 4 or 5 races?

That seems impossible. I can barely get 1 winner.

I did win $20 at Delaware the other day. Didn't realize it until I logged in tonight. So, got a few buck to play around with this weekend.



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