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The Missing Link

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 7:44 am

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Wasn't the ultimate appeal of a Meg Ryan circa 1995 entirely based upon her being "the girl next door" as opposed to her being an extremely hot chick? Just Asking A Question

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 7:47 am

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The Missing Link wrote:

W_Z wrote:

jennifer connelly. phoebe cates. annette o'toole.

Phoebe Cates was a killer.

Young Jennifer Connelly was an all-timer.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 7:48 am

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The Missing Link wrote:

Wasn't the ultimate appeal of a Meg Ryan circa 1995 entirely based upon her being "the girl next door" as opposed to her being an extremely hot chick? Just Asking A Question

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:02 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Crazy hot. Pre-1995.

Spaulding's thoughts on Johansson are fucked up and wrong but I have to back her up on this one. At her absolute best Ryan looked like a pleasant young mother of twins who is married to an attorney on the partner track.

That's what I said. Crazy hot.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:05 am

If it makes everyone get off my ass about it, I find circa-2011 Megan Fox insanely hot. Not crazy hot.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:26 am

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Megan Fox has always looked too plasticy.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:28 am

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Spaulding wrote:

Megan Fox has always looked too plasticy.

You're crazy

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:52 am

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Spaulding wrote:

Megan Fox has always looked too plasticy.

And her thumbs make her look like a creature that escaped from Jurassic Park.

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Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:53 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

The Missing Link wrote:

W_Z wrote:

jennifer connelly. phoebe cates. annette o'toole.

Phoebe Cates was a killer.

Young Jennifer Connelly was an all-timer.

yes, now she was crazy hot

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 11:11 am

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Fox has a 5head and her eyebrows are way too unnatural looking.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 11:15 am

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Look at recent pics of Megan Fox. Looks fake as hell. Agree on Meg Ryan being just meh. I would kick neither out of bed.

Calling Scarlett Johansson ugly is like saying Caller Bob is smart. What a brutal take.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 12:09 pm

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Yea Megan isn't aging well. Looks like surgery.

Meg Ryan is old I'd give it to her granny style

Scarlett is a good example of women staying hot by not being lazy. 95% of people at the gym are dudes at any given time. And women bitch than men age better. Yea no shit we aren't lazy scumbags and we die early because we drink because of women

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 1:40 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Christine Baranski, like if you were rejected by the hotter Cheryl Hines

I've always liked Baranski. Plus she was married to Billy Clyde Tuggle in real life.

Baranski is the best example of not hot but sexy AF. There's just something there.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 2:19 pm

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Megan Fox has always looked too plasticy.

And her thumbs make her look like a creature that escaped from Jurassic Park.

Why the hell are you even paying attention to her thumbs?

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 2:32 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Megan Fox has always looked too plasticy.

And her thumbs make her look like a creature that escaped from Jurassic Park.

Why the hell are you even paying attention to her thumbs?

I'm very particular about extremities.

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Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 2:43 pm

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 2:55 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Megan Fox has always looked too plasticy.

And her thumbs make her look like a creature that escaped from Jurassic Park.

Why the hell are you even paying attention to her thumbs?

I'm very particular about extremities.

I don't think I've ever noticed a woman's hands for weeks. Feet? Absolutely.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 3:12 pm

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Nas wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Megan Fox has always looked too plasticy.

And her thumbs make her look like a creature that escaped from Jurassic Park.

Why the hell are you even paying attention to her thumbs?

I'm very particular about extremities.

I don't think I've ever noticed a woman's hands for weeks. Feet? Absolutely.

Thank God I was a grown ass man before Boomerang came out. It clearly affected a young Nas. :lol:

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 3:15 pm

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Fox's thumbs are weird and she has talked about it in interviews. Could be tough to get past I guess.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 4:46 pm

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- Married and had kids with Brian Austin Green
- Now Dating Machine Gun Kelly

Hard pass on Megan Fox.

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Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 4:48 pm

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BigW72 wrote:

- Married and had kids with Brian Austin Green
- Now Dating Machine Gun Kelly

Hard pass on Megan Fox.

Funny how that has a serious impact.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 5:27 pm

BigW72 wrote:

- Married and had kids with Brian Austin Green
- Now Dating Machine Gun Kelly

Hard pass on Megan Fox.

Well, I guess I won't get with her then.

She's got weird thumbs and makes bad decisions.

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Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 5:33 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

BigW72 wrote:

- Married and had kids with Brian Austin Green
- Now Dating Machine Gun Kelly

Hard pass on Megan Fox.

Well, I guess I won't get with her then.

She's got weird thumbs and makes bad decisions.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 5:40 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

maybe the rachel ray 10 years ago. No thanks on the one that looks like an extra in the Goodfellas hostess party scene

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2022 8:48 am

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Nas wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Megan Fox has always looked too plasticy.

And her thumbs make her look like a creature that escaped from Jurassic Park.

Why the hell are you even paying attention to her thumbs?

I'm very particular about extremities.

I don't think I've ever noticed a woman's hands for weeks. Feet? Absolutely.

What if they have man hands?

I'm not looking for the gif.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2022 9:55 am

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Nas wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Megan Fox has always looked too plasticy.

And her thumbs make her look like a creature that escaped from Jurassic Park.

Why the hell are you even paying attention to her thumbs?

I'm very particular about extremities.

I don't think I've ever noticed a woman's hands for weeks. Feet? Absolutely.

What if they have man hands?

I'm not looking for the gif.

I probably wouldn't notice unless they stood out. If she has man hands, I would assume she is really tall. I don't generally climb trees.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2022 10:15 am

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JORR wouldn't pity fuck Megan Fox for all the tea in China due to her unsightly thumbs but he has no issues with Christine Baranski's vaguely Habsburgian jaw. Interesting.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2022 10:40 am

Tall Midget wrote:

JORR wouldn't pity fuck Megan Fox for all the tea in China due to her unsightly thumbs but he has no issues with Christine Baranski's vaguely Habsburgian jaw. Interesting.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2022 10:55 am

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Hapsburgian jaws are hot

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Straight People

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2022 7:47 pm

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Not to distract from which movie stars the bored wouldn’t have sex with, but I heard this guy on PMT and he seems like a reasonable human who’s doing a bit most the time.

It’s a shame he chose to lean into that bit when promoting the movie. He tanked his own film doing a SpiralStairs impression.

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