I remember growing up and craving these snack cakes and now as an adult trying them all taste cardboard with sugar... literally have no taste to them as I assume the parent companies cut so many corners and ingredients from the original products from 20-30 yrs ago to todays chemical amalgamation of crap!

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Twinkies are the worst offenders. Oatmeal creme pies are still great. I'm a sucker for limited time or seasonal flavors except for pumpkin which sucks.

I'm not even sure they make the English Walnut Brownies anymore. I can only find the Cosmic Brownies.

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I can vouch that zebra cakes still have it.

ditto nutty bars.

Nick Saban will tell you the Oatmeal Creme Pies are wonderful as a breakfast food.

+1

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I think a couple things are going on with this. Clearly the standards have been lowered for these things, but also nothing is ever as great as you remember it from your childhood.

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yep

yep

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if we're seriously getting to the point of romanticizing Little Debbie, we're done as a society

it was never good

its like crack in sugar form. You need it, you take it. It's not good. It never was.

I keep eyeing the swiss rolls at the store and passing them up. My calories come from Miller Lite. Only one more with much better flavor than Ultra!

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The oatmeal creme pies are what you used to buy at a gas station when you had to stop in to take a piss and don't want to be the asshole who leaves without buying anything.

These days I just buy a lottery ticket instead.

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I will buy one of these (usually nutty bars) if they are on sale at menards here or there. I don't eat much of it but I can tell you they still taste pretty darn good.

when we were kids these things were giant to us though. not its like 1-2 bites done.

i like to buy food from Menards and i also eat stuff from the trash

We don't really have one by us but if I'm near one I'll stop. They crush a place like Jewel in terms of pricing. I don't think I'd do meat or dairy there but their shelf stuff is great. The Ace hardware by us gets different products that you don't see much. I'm not a pickle person and they get a brand called tru, I think they are unbelievable.

Hostess chocolate cup cakes don't last long in my house.

Menard is legit for snack foods

contractors and small trades gotta eat and hopefully expense it to the customer.

I like that ad theme.

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We're having a Little Debbie Day Saturday at work, everybody brings in a box to share. I look for the oddities, I don't remember ever seeing the Banana Pudding Rolls here across the lake.

Nutty Bars are a staple in our pantry, or the Aldi version, at least. All the rest are fine with a cup of coffee to wash them down.

I buy a lot of our soup at menards, half the price from Jewel or Marianos

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Hostess was a part of pretty much ever meal I had outside of the house growing up. Snow-balls, Suzy q’s, ding dongs, and ho hos. Whatever the fuck they are selling now is absolute garbage. Andy Capp hot fries are still solid if you can find them.

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