needs more dog whistle racism to truly capture the tard-side of CFMB, maybe we can blame black people for the weather

People need to reckon with the fact the rest of the country is coming for OUR water.

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Can I please get a ruling on who qualifies as a St Loozian? In the city, x miles from downtown or are we lumping everyone south of Springfield and all of Missouri?

Anything north of Golf Road is Wisconsin. Anything south of I-80 is Hardcore American South. Hope this helps.

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I think you need to revise that as anything north of 176 is Wisconsin. Barrington, Arlington Heights and, Buffalo Grove don't really scream Wisconsin the same what that Round Lake Beach does.

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You guys can keep Lake County. We will take Boyd if he desires it though….

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Hawaii (fuck) You

It's all the Milwaukee land area

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Well, I believe north of 120 and south of WI-50 is the disputed zone, but there was a while here on this board where whenever the Score did a remote north of the city (which was rare, they were usually at Patty O'Dipshit's on 111th or something), everyone would groan about having to go to Wisconsin.

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Let’s not parcel up the Megalopolis. A house divided loses its water.

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Columbia's alright. Kansas City has the whole gay capital of the world thing going on. I have friends who live in St Charles and they seem mostly normal. I always have fun in downtown St Louis. The real St Louis riffraff are across the river in Belleville up through Collinsville and Edwardsville.

Truth w/r/t I-80 being the real mason-dixon line. That's why waffle house and cracker barrel franchises start appearing at the exits once you breach 80 going south. Folks decided en masse to embrace being backwards ass rednecks south of I-80 and nothing will shake them from that path.

You gotta use the smell test, that will tell you who is a St Loooooozian.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Yes

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Hey now!! Doug and I are also right by Boyd

It's hard to call Northern Lake County a disputed zone. Yes, there's a lot of Packer love by me, but the Bears still rule the area right up to the Cheddar curtain.

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This is my favorite Packer/Bear rivalry story. My former in-laws used to live in Kenosha. There was a bar that painted its door depending on which team had won the last game. When the Bears won it was painted blue and orange, when the Packers won it was painted green and gold. The bar got sold and closed down and the building was demolished. For awhile there was just an empty lot where the bar used to be. One day I was driving by and someone had framed up a door in the middle of the lot and painted it green and gold.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

That's awesome

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Wisconsin is such an ass-backwards shithole. Anti-democratic state government, will be the last state to legalize weed, shitty "lakes" clogged with blue algae, worst drivers in the Midwest, not many stunners to gaze at, shitty bar food as a cuisine, faux-Bavarian/Swiss kitsch culture as a tourist economy...glad my dad sold his place and left. No reason to go there unless you really like New Glarus' Thumbprint series.

Someone channeling their inner Caller Bob

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He's not wrong about the government, the drivers, or the algae. Lake Como looks like you could walk across it.

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I am thinking we should use this post on the Welcome sign.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Wouldn't mind trying New Glarus Strawberry Rhubarb Wild Ale.

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New state motto.

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My dad lived across Castle Rock Lake from Denis $$$bags. So many 3-5,000 square foot vacation homes that sit empty 11 months per year. Such a waste.

Even my GED-holding stepmom would say "the local people here are fucked up and gross". A ringing endorsement from someone who mangles the English language like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Addison's finest!

I feel like that area is, and I forgot the mathematical term for it, where you're as far as you can be from a city before you start getting closer to another city instead. But I guess that makes some people happy!

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MCCareins you mean like Germantown? Curious there is a lot of wilderness near Denis but it won’t last too long. Just like anywhere else people say let’s all go up there it is great. Then change it.

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how long before St Louis becomes the next Cairo, IL?

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

I don't think they even have a grocery store yet.

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Right you have to go to a couple surrounding area towns. adams and Mauston I think.

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