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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:27 pm

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W_Z wrote:

Claritin’s new ads for spring are using “it’s the most wonderful time of the year” as their jingle.

Urge to kill. RISING.

Yeah if it’s the most wonderful time, you would not need Claritin.

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moonpies

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 7:59 am

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I MADE LASAGNA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 10:22 am

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W_Z wrote:

Claritin’s new ads for spring are using “it’s the most wonderful time of the year” as their jingle.

Urge to kill. RISING.

Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZWQp0Q6m8o

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 10:28 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

W_Z wrote:

Claritin’s new ads for spring are using “it’s the most wonderful time of the year” as their jingle.

Urge to kill. RISING.

Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZWQp0Q6m8o

No mention whatsoever what Claritin is actually meant to treat.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2022 1:54 pm

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"Indeed you do."

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 12:21 am

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"It's happening on the L. And by the river? People can't stop banking."

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2022 10:11 am

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"uh, guys? excuse me? i didn't quite catch that. i'm hard of hearing?"

it's called a hearing aid. stop talking to your TV and leave the captioning on. it's not difficult.

amazon commercials actively try to outdo themselves in being obnoxious and cloying.

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2022 10:19 am

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W_Z wrote:

Amazon’s Medusa commercial - where she shows how chill she is by casually murdering a guy for smiling at her friend - is one of the worst.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2022 10:21 am

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and that fucking music...

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:59 pm

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YOLO BOGO!

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Dignified Rube

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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 9:05 am

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All of Pritzker's political ads.

And the lady crying about her miracle child on Youtube. You don't have to make your child everyone's business.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2022 7:08 am

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there's a really insidious "focus on the family" ad that reminds me of "diary of an unborn child" by mark fox. the eerie baby voice saying "though hidden, i am here" makes my skin crawl. i can see some mommy juice swilling runt breeder bawling over it.

this kind of cloying advertising barely works in the medium of making us donate to starving children, cancer children, and/or broken children. but unborn children...comes off as icky.

it'd be the same if planned parenthood tried to shove some green-haired, bullring-wearing chick with sleeve tats in our face telling us how important it is to shout your abortion.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 11:04 pm

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HI. I'M MAGGIE WEBB

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KDdidit

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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 11:27 pm

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Is she a Packey Webb Ford kid?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:15 pm

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Both guys in the T-Mobile internet TV commercials are irritating.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:23 am

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I heard a commercial on the Score for a jewelry store advertising that it has convenient financing for push presents.

The concept is reprehensible for many reasons when you think about it

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 1:28 pm

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"In Illinois, women are being targeted..."

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 3:57 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

I heard a commercial on the Score for a jewelry store advertising that it has convenient financing for push presents.

The concept is reprehensible for many reasons when you think about it

Is it the Diamond Mart guys? They've been running reprehensible copy on the Score for years.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:27 pm

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I think it was Billy and Lauren with The Diamondaire. Because remember gentleman, size does matter!

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 5:00 pm

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The Chevrolet EV commercial with the really shitty Fleetwood Mac song being in heavy rotation is getting me to that point.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:17 am

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:

"In Illinois, women are being targeted..."

Are they being targeted by...EXTREMISTS? :shock:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

I think it was Billy and Lauren with The Diamondaire. Because remember gentleman, size does matter!

Those commercials are bad enough up until the point they get to the sexual innuendo, and then just embarrassing once they do.

Regular Reader wrote:

The Chevrolet EV commercial with the really shitty Fleetwood Mac song being in heavy rotation is getting me to that point.

It wouldn't be that bad if they just played the song, but the people singing along and dancing in their seats... :roll:

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:41 am

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

I think it was Billy and Lauren with The Diamondaire. Because remember gentleman, size does matter!

Those commercials are bad enough up until the point they get to the sexual innuendo, and then just embarrassing once they do.

I always assumed the Diamondaire people were the owners’ children for some reason. I suppose that makes the penis themed tagline worse.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:20 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I heard a commercial on the Score for a jewelry store advertising that it has convenient financing for push presents.

The concept is reprehensible for many reasons when you think about it

Is it the Diamond Mart guys? They've been running reprehensible copy on the Score for years.

how low do you have to be to advertise something that is a luxury to a person who doesn't have the money today and is about to enter the most expensive years of his life?

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pittmike

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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:23 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I heard a commercial on the Score for a jewelry store advertising that it has convenient financing for push presents.

The concept is reprehensible for many reasons when you think about it

Is it the Diamond Mart guys? They've been running reprehensible copy on the Score for years.

how low do you have to be to advertise something that is a luxury to a person who doesn't have the money today and is about to enter the most expensive years of his life?

Why doesn't the wife give the man a gift for the "pushing" he did in the creation?

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good dolphin

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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:58 am

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pittmike wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I heard a commercial on the Score for a jewelry store advertising that it has convenient financing for push presents.

The concept is reprehensible for many reasons when you think about it

Is it the Diamond Mart guys? They've been running reprehensible copy on the Score for years.

how low do you have to be to advertise something that is a luxury to a person who doesn't have the money today and is about to enter the most expensive years of his life?

Why doesn't the wife give the man a gift for the "pushing" he did in the creation?

I'm not even addressing the ridiculousness of the underlying concept. I've discussed it before. People get hoodwinked into marketing creations. The baby is the gift.

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 9:17 pm