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 Post subject: Bathroom humor
PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:32 am 
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I know it's not for everybody. I am okay with that. No desire here to be all things to all people. If it's not for you, you know where the button is. Come back when you're ready.

The truth is... everything we do... everything every show on every medium does... has a tune out factor. Many don't like hockey. Not everybody plays fantasy football. Some Sox fans can't punch the button fast enough when they hear Cubs talk and visa versa.

We try to mix it up... and after the first round of the baseball playoffs many of us were left needing a laugh. George Brett provided that for some of us. I am grateful to him for it. I've watched it five times and nearly soiled myself every time. I won't apologize for appealing to the pre-teen humor many of us still enjoy.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:40 am 
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The best line was at the end. "So, who are the pitchers today"?


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:45 am 
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You could try to be everything to everybody, but then you'd have to change the name of the show to "Mike & Mike."

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:02 am 
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Please Mac, never apologize! It was needed!! Trust me. I have not listened to much sports radio since my last Thursday night bender! and the depression soon set in after that. Hell, I wasn't even that excited to see the Bears beat up on the Lion. The Off topic discussion.humor was 100% needed, no matter what the topic was.

For whatever reason I did turn on the MJH saloon and caught the "When you gotta go" segment. Happens to everyone!

As long as we are on topic, I would like to apologize to the kids at Oscar Meyer Elementary school for a present I might have left them a few years ago in the playground area.

Mom was wrong, Mac was right! Always have clean socks!

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:14 pm 
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It's great fun man talk,if it's done in moderation of course.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
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I haven't shit myself since I was a toddler, but 3 or 4 years ago, I did drop a duece in an alley beind a bar and used a newspaper to clean up.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:17 pm 
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Get the hell out of here. Really? :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
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I haven't shit myself since I was a toddler, but 3 or 4 years ago, I did drop a duece in an alley beind a bar and used a newspaper to clean up.

Long line at the men's room Frank?

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:26 pm 
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No, a fight had broken out in the bathroom and was just getting broken up and sorted out. I was too drunk and didn't care to wait.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
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No, a fight had broken out in the bathroom and was just getting broken up and sorted out. I was too drunk and didn't care to wait.

What a great story....for me to poop on! :P

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
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What can I say, I havent shit myself. I guess I haven't lived just yet

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
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OK...I'll take the obvious one...

I think the whole thing is just shitty

I guess you could say I have KEN Brett'd myself. Thought it was only gas...but a lil' something else snuck out.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
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Mac,

The day that toilet humor is no longer funny to the sports fanbase is exactly when the sports landscape passes the common fan by.

Have some fun with it; but please don't do a whole hour on it.

And you and Jurko's impression of the Tiny One is spot on. Love it.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:22 pm 
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Seriously, its sportsradio. If you want serious discussion turn to 890. I tune in to MJH to be entertained and after watching the mess known as the ALDS, that George Brett discussion was outstanding.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
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did someone have a problem with this being aired or something? why was this thread started?

the bathroom is the most powerful room in a house. it must have a sense of humor.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:02 am 
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Some listener pointed out that Mac has been posting as me for a long time on this site.

Huge question here:

Why would those guys still talk about me on air and online 7 years after I left?

They have issues.

Listen to the garbage free flowing on all of chicago sports radio and tell me it lives up to the number 3 market.

Weakest on air talent for sports in america across the board.

waddle and kaplan are the only two guys with any on air value.

7 years and people still talk about me on air and online in chicago.I must have done something to make people remember.


By the way,move to michigan was a great move for my life.

Married,five kids,new house,statewide syndicated show and a national show in 43 cities on sunday night.


Talk about me everyday.

why would mac take the time to post as me for years on this site?

why would harry and his friends do those weak ass parodies on the web of me for years?

chicago radio sucks.


get a life chicago and get some fricking sports talk talent with some talent.


give waddle and kaplan afternoons on any station and they own the market.

matter of fact,I challenge any chicago radio listener to go to another city and listen to radio across the board in any format and then listen to the weak ass talent you are stuck with in one of the great cities in america.


God bless all of you,

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feel free to listen online any weekday 2-5pm chicago time.it is a free listen.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:06 am 
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You are an ass hole. Stop having kids. They don't deserve having you as a dad.

Have you fully recovered from being beat up by that 10 year old kid?


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:19 am 
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How about those Cubs and Sox!

I said on air that until the city forgives bartman they will never win a playoff game.anytime a reinsdorf team loses it is a great day in my life.

Nice showing.


You know the way some of these chicago morons talk about that historic beating on the southside shows their lowest common form of human life link.it's the same people who cheered gamboa getting jumped or the clark kid just down the street from me.me leaving had nothing to do with that.It was espn 1000 telling me any comments on the bulls or sox would be censored.the same stuff they did to mariotti.I said screw them and found a great life back in michigan.

back to my original thought:

it's not all sox fans but there is some serious scum on the southside of chicago.

I will not indict all of the fans but losers who hide behind their computers have sociopathic issues that only god will be able to deal with.


the city has a good side but a dark ugly side that will never go away.

Iraq is more appealling than dealing with some of the southside trash that has taken a lot of credibility from a lot of good people in chicago.

Not every resident on the southside is bad but there are more than enough to fill a prison ten times over>


This is my last post.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
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Man, you are a rambling, deranged idiot. Don't tell us what you say on the radio about Chicago. Nobody cares. Cubs won't win until the ciy forgives Bartman? Is that what you tell your small Michigan audience? What the hell does that mean? You are and idiot. Nobody asked you why you left? You left cuz you sucked, nobody listened and ESPN 1000 told you to leave.

You're comparing the war in Iraq to a kid beating you up? You're insane. I'm against violence. But the day that 10 year old boy beat the shit out of you was a great day. I was for violence on that day. That kid is a Chicago hero.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
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Huge,

And you are who again? You left Chicago radio 7 years ago? You must of left SUCH a lasting impression on me; that I didn't even notice you PRIOR to you leaving Chicago radio when you were ON the air.

There's this guy named Mike North; maybe the two of you can hookup and start your own station!

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how do you guys know that was really simonson? ya'll should have just ignored the damn thing.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
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Seriously.

Besides, aren't you guys afraid of his "lawers?"

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I've still never heard of the guy until I started posting here.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom humor
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Its only fitting that in a thread about crapping your pants, Huge shows up.

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Not true. It moved to Michigan.

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Some listener pointed out that Mac has been posting as me for a long time on this site.


buryman?

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