What happened here seems pretty clear. Proving in within the next week is going to be the real task. Paul obviously fucked up big time with his DUI arrest. Nancy knows things are not looking great for the midterms for her party right now. Paul's peace offering to her is to have this guy come and assault him and then try and tie it into the Jan 6th bullshit in an attempt to swing some votes. I think I saw this happen on an episode of Hunter or Simon and Simon and I bet Paul did too.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I believe he already has. I thought he said that this guy was chanting the same thing at the house that was changed on Jan 6th "where's nancy".

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

The DUI is something they can fix easily. Nobody really cares. There might have been more to that story too but we'll never know about it.

Getting whacked in the head with a hammer would be a commitment few would make for possible swing votes.

I know this is crazy conspiracy talk but it seems odd that an 80 year old man is viciously attacked with a hammer and we're immediately informed that a "full recovery is expected."

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It's the worst plan ever then. If they were going to do that the statements would be a guy wearing a red Maga hat broke into the Pelosi home around 2:30 am with a hammer and woke Paul up. He frantically called 911 and when the officers arrived they were in a physical altercation and Pelosi was struck in the head. He was transported to the hospital and will recover. Really any good MAGAt would have a gun.

Instead we get Pelosi called 911 from a bathroom after he excused himself from the attacker and the dispatcher felt the call was odd. When the police arrived some unknown guy let them in where they stood around watching 2 people with hammers try to hit each other maybe or maybe not wearing only underwear.


https://www.politico.com/news/2022/10/2 ... l-00064098

This thing gets the same grade as the Smollett situation when given an initial eye test.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

The reporting also makes it seem like the hammering didn’t start until the cops were there.

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I think there was some hammering going on.

I don't care what Paul Pelosi is into or with who. I don't really care if it gets covered up by the police. I do care if they try to blame a group that is not at all responsible for it for political points. From the 911 call or whatever tape is out there he said that he doesn't know who the male is but that his name is David and that he is a friend. What?

I just don't know what the big deal is? Pelosi just got hammered once again. What's the big deal?

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

If he got his skull fractured they are doing the Jussie thing wrong.

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This story belongs in a Buddy Cole monologue.

Being anti-war is right-wing now. Putler is the freakin' Joker.

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Lotta closet-fags have wives and children (see: Andy Richter's gay dad), have you checked tinder for your husband's gay sex profile ever?

aren't paleos anti-war? Or at least anti-US intervention. They'd probably support war if it were against jews or blacks. Trump seems borderline paleo. Never would have guessed that Rockford's Chronicles magazine's political philosophy would one day conquer the most active population of the right's voting public.

I guess it goes back to the political spectrum being a circle where radical left and radical right awkwardly shake hands over certain issues:

No better modern example of that than Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

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There would be better people than this guy to get involved with. Hire a professional or go to normal gay bars and find somebody, this Depape guy just seems like a loon.

Maybe peepee hammer got catfished by a fake gay sex tinder profile--well, the gay sex was probably real, but the guy maybe used filtered pics or pics of an entirely other dude, gay or straight. I dunno if gays filter their pics like chicks do, but, dayum, girls irl don't look anything like their online photos nowadays.

Now there was a third person in the house. He was probably carrying the MAGA caps and tiki torches since Pelosi and the other guy decided to strip to the waist. I'll have to check with Zippy to make sure.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

See who looks silly in a week huh? We didn't even have to wait until dinner time for you to continue to look like a total ass

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What?

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"I give you my word as a Biden"

It's more or less what's in CNN, ap, and politico articles. The tape that's out there says Pelosi said he knew the guy's name was David and he was a friend. It makes no sense.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/28/politics ... osi-attack

https://apnews.com/article/paul-pelosi- ... f3c5122f67

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/10/2 ... l-00064098

Dems are officially making this guy out to be MAGA personified, so I’m all in on the idea Pelosi paid this guy for some type of disgusting sex act.

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Congresswoman Pelosi's loser closet gay husband cruises tinder for a hook up. A lot of tinder is hoes since backpage closed. Pelosi saw a tinder hoe he liked and they made a deal to meet up at PP's to exchange money for sex (PP's money for the tinder hoe's sex).

When the tinder hoe arrives he's not the hottie in the tinder profile pic but they go forward with the sex anyhow. Afterward, PP being cheap cuz Nancy keeps track of his spending tries to either not pay or underpay the bait and switch tinder hoe. Words are exchanged after body fluids were exchanged. With PP saying "I would have paid full price for a dishy twink but you're no dishy twink" and the non-dishy twink demanding full payment. Hammers procured, police called, we have the rest on record.

This guy has arrests for prostitution lmao, the neighbor said Pelosi routinely brings young guys home late at night.

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An entire segment on This Week was just spent linking this guy to “conspiracy theories” and Jan 6.

That emaciated anti-war commie in the pic isn't Depape. It's the 'guy" Depape's wife who I believe is still married to now entered into a plural marriage with. So, yeah. MEGA MAGA DAVID DEPAP - l FAR RIGHT EXTREMIST CONSPIRACY THEORIST JAN 6th INSURRECTIONIST And all that far right BS on the websites were created and deleted in like 2 days. It's all a psy-op gone sideways, plain and simple. Most likely to change the subject and garner a sliver of sympathy for Paul, who was not only blind shitfaced drunk when he wrecked his car last summer and almost killed another driver, but was also found with a crack pipe. This is definitely an Ed Buck/Andrew Gillum type situation. When you're old, have fuck you money and live in the daily misery of being married to Grandma Drunktitties you gotta have degenerate 'hobbies' to keep life interesting. P.S. there was also a third man in the house who let the cops in after a 'wellness check' calll from INSIDE the house. When Senorita Senile SOTH is out of the house, the cat will will play.

Turns out, the Left *can* meme, they're just terrible at it. Fuck the Pelosis. Throw Paul in prison for insider trading and the DUI, get get Dentures removed from the Capitol, toot suite.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Do they not realize they are making it worse for themselves? I wouldn't care what Paul Pelosi does while his wife is out of town. If you google anything about this story you see that none of the maga political stuff is true and the story is off right away.

Agreed. It wasn't enough to just attempt to cover up whatever this guy was doing. They had to try to use it politically and blame their opponents.

But they knew they could because the media and the Trump deranged would play right along.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Well the police and cnn didn't seem to get the memo. You'd think cnn would have the story they wanted.