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Twitter people did this to themselves. They called us murderers for not wearing a mask. I hope he charges $40 a month.

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Elon was a college before he was a person. People forget that.

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Twitter people did this to themselves. They called us murderers for not wearing a mask. I hope he charges $40 a month.


this is a great comment i forgot i made

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He fired everyone who didn't write enough code, thereby keeping people who did easy tasks and firing people who did hard tasks. He's a genius.

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He fired everyone who didn't write enough code, thereby keeping people who did easy tasks and firing people who did hard tasks. He's a genius.



Guess their pronouns are was-were now.

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U stole that from Jay Lendo

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The only funny pronoun joke is that Michael Jackson's were he/he.

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It's his company. Everyone was aware that he might make changes. It's their fault if they didn't have a contingency plan.

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 Post subject: Re: Elon musk
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he was going to fire half the workforce no matter what, for financial reasons. i would imagine, being the owner of a rocket company that lands boosters back down using advanced software, he didnt see anything difficult to do at twitter. he probably wanted to use strippers to pick employees that stay based on badge photos, but didnt want the bad publicity. also using the lines of code excuse holds up to any employment rules...

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So is anyone paying ?

Or can I make my totally real but fake Julie Dicaro account now since no one will ever know the difference
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So is anyone paying ?

They're all joining Midwest Twitter.com :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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He fired everyone who didn't write enough code, thereby keeping people who did easy tasks and firing people who did hard tasks. He's a genius.


That's for sure. He is a genius.

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So is anyone paying ?

Or can I make my totally real but fake Julie Dicaro account now since no one will ever know the difference

If the one that you make doesnt tweet with typos, people will notice.

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That’s so lame.

What a nerd.

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But he was dogecoin to the moon! Not very cash money of him.

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But he was dogecoin to the moon! Not very cash money of him.


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Boy with all those laid off employees they should get together with the tech people that Musk laid off and build their own social media company!! somehow I think Zuckerberg will be spared the weeklong vitriol of laying off these poor people and that he doesn’t know what he’s doing though.

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You mean paying Software Developers with 3 years experience 300K a year wasn't sustainable?
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those laid off employees should learn to code

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You mean paying Software Developers with 3 years experience 300K a year wasn't sustainable?

He shouldn't have rolled out a 1990's quality metaverse.
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https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-mu ... ff-2022-11


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All employees have to agree to this new workflow by 5:00 p.m. ET Thursday — around 40 hours after the email was sent — or they will be fired and given three months of severance, Musk's message said. His subject line was: "A fork in the road."


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The Washington Post first reported on the email, which you can read in full here.

Last week, Musk told Twitter employees to expect 80-hour work weeks and fewer office perks, like free lunches.



Man fuck that, I'd take the 3 months severance.
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https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-twitter-staff-commit-extremely-hardcore-work-laid-off-2022-11


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All employees have to agree to this new workflow by 5:00 p.m. ET Thursday — around 40 hours after the email was sent — or they will be fired and given three months of severance, Musk's message said. His subject line was: "A fork in the road."


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The Washington Post first reported on the email, which you can read in full here.

Last week, Musk told Twitter employees to expect 80-hour work weeks and fewer office perks, like free lunches.



Man fuck that, I'd take the 3 months severance.

Why? Is Twitter work?
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work harder for what? will there be bonuses? of course not, he didnt say there would be.

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Unless he's promising massive incentives, this is going to kill morale. On the other hand, he's probably thinking that Twitter can run fine with one-tenth the number of employees, so he's weeding them out.

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Unless he's promising massive incentives, this is going to kill morale. On the other hand, he's probably thinking that Twitter can run fine with one-tenth the number of employees, so he's weeding them out.


For many years there have been all kinds of tech stories of outlandish bennys and bonuses in the NW. you would think at some point it would have to be curbed.

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