So let's see, the Weather Weanies have called from anywhere from 2 inches(aka the size of Frank's wanker) to 24 inches. LOL, gotta love the profession that is Meteorology, where else can you be so vague and so often wrong and still keep your job.

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

So let's see, the Weather Weanies have called from anywhere from 2 inches(aka the size of Frank's wanker) to 24 inches. LOL, gotta love the profession that is Meteorology, where else can you be so vague and so often wrong and still keep your job.

We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

That's because anyone who knows anything about the weather knows snow totals cannot be accurately predicted until 24 hours before it starts falling. What they do is try to give a "heads up" in advance of that small window. Only idiots like you actually hold them to their early estimates.

Even if this comes in on the low side, with the wind and cold it going to be a bad storm. Bob, you should go out driving through the country during it though.

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

I use the garage for the Traeger....

There’s a now routine medical procedure I had scheduled each day this week. I’m going to reschedule the Friday appointment this afternoon. High winds, cold and potentially deep snow vs staying home and not doing something I didn’t want to do anyway.

I hope the Bowl games kick ass Friday!

That's because anyone who knows anything about the weather knows snow totals cannot be accurately predicted until 24 hours before it starts falling. What they do is try to give a "heads up" in advance of that small window. Only idiots like you actually hold them to their early estimates.

Even if this comes in on the low side, with the wind and cold it going to be a bad storm. Bob, you should go out driving through the country during it though.

A Chicago snow storm this week is forecast to dump several inches of snow on the area on Thursday and Friday ahead of the Christmas holiday, along with very strong winds and dangerous wind chills.

The National Weather Service has issued a Winter Storm Watch for the entire Chicago area and northwest Indiana.

The alert is in effect from 9 a.m. Thursday until Saturday at 6 a.m. for Kane, Kendall, Grundy, Livingston and McHenry, counties. For the rest of the Chicago area, the alert is in effect from noon Thursday until 6 a.m. Saturday, with the alert starting at 3 p.m. for areas in northwest Indiana.

ABC7 Meteorologist Tracy Butler says western suburbs could start seeing snow in the mid-morning hours Thursday, with the city seeing snow during the afternoon and continuing overnight through Friday.

Butler said high winds may also lead to blizzard-like conditions Thursday night into Friday morning. Wind gusts may be up to 50-60 miles-per-hour, reducing visibility and potentially leading to power outages.

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

Mostly it couldn't be "seen". Sort of like your viewing of Bulls games.

I'm with Nardi on this. I think they are giving "worst case" projections because they know a ton of people will be traveling on Thursday-Saturday and don't want to get caught with their drawers down

If it hits then they can always do the "don't say I didn't warn you thing" afterwards

Add me to the team Nardi and Link on this. They do this 4-5 times a winter where the world is going to end and only one of them is anything serious.

My snowblower is ready to go and I'll be following Reader to assemble 5 days worth of provisions. This will be a nothing-burger. If it is....at least I'll have plenty of meat and alcohol to enjoy the snow-in.

Was that a hurricane that just stayed out in the ocean and wanted people to notice it instead of going on land?

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

It was Hurricane Dean and it ended up veering off and striking The Domincan Republic Or Haiti instead as I remember. It was a category 5 though and pretty serious. It just didn't strike Cozumel where I was staying. They had it as a direct hit all the way up until it wasn't.

My hooker just rescheduled. Goddam weathermen.

Add me to the team Nardi and Link on this. They do this 4-5 times a winter where the world is going to end and only one of them is anything serious.

My snowblower is ready to go and I'll be following Reader to assemble 5 days worth of provisions. This will be a nothing-burger. If it is....at least I'll have plenty of meat and alcohol to enjoy the snow-in.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

hearing some reports from people at work that people are already starting to crazy at the Jewels

Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

Was that a hurricane that just stayed out in the ocean and wanted people to notice it instead of going on land?

Just saw that the density of the snow should be light enough to blow away with a leaf blower.

STOCK UP ON WATER!!!

The Jewels is crazy. Like day before Thanksgiving crazy maybe worse