just got back from the Jewels in Bolingbrook
Bad of course, but I managed it ok...picked a good line
As is often the case w/ these type of situations, the shopping itself isn't too bad, the issue is in the insane checkout lines.
Also 0 carts. Had to use my 24" pythons to lug around a basket w/ 50 pounds of food in it

Headed to Costco this morning and couldn't even find a parking space...just kept going. Checkout lines there can take forever on a good day so I can't imagine what it was like inside. Gas stations were packed as well. Fortunately Binny's wasn't too bad and we're pretty well stocked with food at home already, so being stuck inside for a couple of days sounds pretty good right now.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

One last trip to Mariano's at 7:45am. No issue or crowds.
We have beer.
We have wine.
We have bourbon
We have tequila.
We have bacon.
We even have the goods to make old-fashioned's.

Bring on the Snowpocalypse!

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Do your shopping during the blizzard when everybody is afraid to go outside.

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That is when you head to the bar.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

this guy gets it

I'll let you know. This is an opportunity to see what it's like to live in Antarctica. Ya gotta take it.

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The modern world is divided between those that would numb itself to its meaninglessness through various substances and various hedonisms and those that realize it and go crazy

Wow it's fucking nothing.

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Pretty sure I saw the Thing assimilating my neighbor already.

Time to MacReady this bitch and open up the J&B.

Less delivery than the night Geraldo opened Capone's vault...

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

I hope I have enough to last through Tuesday. Salted enough for the next day though

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Or ten seasons of the Curse of Oak Island.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Do not go out, it extremely dangerous....unless you're going to the Bears game, then it's fine.

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The modern world is divided between those that would numb itself to its meaninglessness through various substances and various hedonisms and those that realize it and go crazy

Debating when to shovel. Half my drive way is empty and half has about 3-4 inches due to the wind.

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What a bunch of horseshit, 4" maybe. Just drive from Hyde Park to Cicero in 25 minutes.

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I do t think we got 2 inches just over the border in WI. Hard to tell since it’s blowing around. -7 when I took dog out this morning and close to -30 with windchill, that is definitely no joke. Takes your damn breath away when out there in a sweatshirt

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

The weather? One word. "Bone-chilling cold" .
-Les Grobstein

Another overhyped forecast from the weather weenies!!

That's because they cleared the roads. You clearly weren't out yesterday. That drive would have taken 2 hours.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

Reason it wouldve taken 2 hours wasnt because the roads were bad , it was because people were acting like they had 12 inches of snow on them

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I knew you were a pussy. Jorr just made that run in 23:47….on his bike.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

That too. There were a lot of accidents.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

Nothing wrong with that. Though it wasn't what they were predicting it still was enough to cause traction issues.

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My son's Rottweiler decided that it was too cold for a normal walk...in two degree Nashville

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Considering the way this snow is blowing, I'm glad we didn't get more of it.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

There is more to a winter storm than snow accumulation. You should go stand outside in a swimsuit for about 30 minutes.

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Walked across the street in shorts and tank top. Fingers in pain but otherwise I made it. The wind is brutal

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I made a run in some shorts and a hoodie. I was fine leaving out of the house. I was fine inside a cold car. I stopped for gas on the way back, and the wind kicked my ass..

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

As a lifelong shorts all winter guy, I put on sweatpants to shovel. Probably could have done it in shorts, but not trying to impress anybody.

We're Chicagoans. This ain't our first Bomb Cyclone.

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Don't take it personally.