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Bagels

Post subject: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 2:35 pm

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I have a question

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 2:37 pm

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My undergrad is in BioChem. I probably cannot help you!

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 2:40 pm

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Bagels wrote:

I have a question

I work with a bunch. They are very weird.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 2:42 pm

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denisdman wrote:

My undergrad is in BioChem. I probably cannot help you!

Done sledding already?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 2:42 pm

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 3:00 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Bagels wrote:

I have a question

I work with a bunch. They are very weird.

you don't say

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 3:21 pm

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Nardi wrote:

denisdman wrote:

My undergrad is in BioChem. I probably cannot help you!

Done sledding already?

No, I’ll be out all night. At Big Horn on Cty 13. Lots of people out.

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Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 3:39 pm

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The Division is, you should PM him with your question.

He knows about prostrates, chemistry, and the Cubs.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 3:48 pm

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One Post wrote:

The Division is, you should PM him with your question.

He knows about prostrates, chemistry, and the Cubs.

Thanks One Post

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Rod

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 5:01 pm

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Bagels wrote:

I have a question

C17H21NO4

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 5:24 pm

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I wish. I get confused just by sugars. Blows my mind that people can figure this out.

https://courses.lumenlearning.com/wm-bi ... ohydrates/

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 6:56 pm

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:52 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Bagels wrote:

I have a question

I work with a bunch. They are very weird.

My cousin is a chemist. He's a bigwig at Dupont now. He's pretty normal, but his oldest kid is weird. He kept regaling us with facts about the periodic table of elements at Thanksgiving. I told him I couldn't run away from science classes fast enough. I told him about the "D" I received in Geometry 101 my freshman year at college. I didn't tell him I earned that grade by skipping class and pulling bongs in the dorm though.

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The Division

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2022 10:25 am

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Bagels wrote:

I have a question

PM sent...

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The Division

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2022 10:25 am

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One Post wrote:

The Division is, you should PM him with your question.

He knows about prostrates, chemistry, and the Cubs.

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The Division

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2022 10:26 am

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Bagels wrote:

I have a question

I work with a bunch. They are very weird.

Some of us are...

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2022 1:02 pm

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Can can take atoms from feces and change them into periodic table Au

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The Division

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2022 2:35 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

Can can take atoms from feces and change them into periodic table Au

Only if one shits out Au…

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The Division

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2022 2:36 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Bagels wrote:

I have a question

C17H21NO4

Some of my TAs at the UofI claimed they made ultra pure versions. Not sure I believe them.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2022 3:48 pm

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The Division wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

Can can take atoms from feces and change them into periodic table Au

Only if one shits out Au…

Not true

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The Division

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2022 4:59 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

The Division wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

Can can take atoms from feces and change them into periodic table Au

Only if one shits out Au…

Not true

You are on to something then...

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2022 6:56 pm

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No I'm not. The amount of energy to convert feces atoms to gold is not practical when there's more suitable elements but even then you can dig the shit (gold) out of the ground so at very least there's no reason to go into your ass.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: is anyone on here a chemist ?

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2022 8:35 pm

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