That's what you're asking me to do. I can't sell you a used car," Michaels said. "I've kind of gone down that road a little bit in games that have been bad in the past. But this game [Colts-Broncos] was horrifically bad. What were you supposed to do at that point? And away I went."

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

There should be no NFL games on three days' rest. They're bad and people get hurt more.

Because you are stupid, maybe read some books educate yourself.

We walk, talk, and won't shit our pants

From a fantasy football point of view I like the little jump start to the weekend if I have a player involved.

Al Michaels is a billion years old. He’s not vital to any broadcasting deal any more.

The did a game with no broadcasters. People don’t give a shit.

See you, Al. Take your pillow.