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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2023 7:21 pm 
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I'll start

If you drink all day you're an alcoholic. If you keep drinking all night you're a mathematician.

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2023 7:25 pm 
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I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2023 7:26 pm 
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Alcoholics don't run in my family. They drive.

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2023 7:34 pm 
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The downfall of every man is supported by a woman with sore arms from pushing him down the stairs.

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2023 7:57 pm 
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Can't say you been drinking all day unless you start in the morning.

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2023 8:15 pm 
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What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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