Is it fluffy clouds and harps for all eternity or is something cooler (ie. Monster truck races and unlimited refills on Green River soda).

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rotating experiences of joy with loved ones and a nice mixture of moments of solitude.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

You get to watch your enemies suffer for eternity and only you have the button to stop their suffering and you never press it.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

unlimited Bud Light for all, without judgment

I imagine it'd be a lot like earth now but without pain or fear or worry.
Or it's a like like Iowa.

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A perpetual wedding reception where you have to be nice to all your family and friends. It's great at first and then you want to strangle someone.

Hell is heaven but the wedding reception is outside, and it's on a Groundhog Day loop but you don't get to fuck Andie McDowell at the end.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Heaven also keeps you away from all those idiots in other religions that were wrong.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

First, I'm always 25. On day one, I'm pitching to Babe Ruth and we're both talking shit. I backwards K him, then I have my way with, in their primes, Christie Brinkley, Kathy Ireland, and Halle Berry. Then I get drunk as fuck, do a boatload of coke, and burn down a barn.

Good first day.

It's like a bickering thread with LTG and Brick

Pretty cool that they’d allow coke in heaven. And would hell let the Babe take a day trip to heaven? I doubt it.

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It's kind of like the moment you click out of this thread

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Heaven
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing
Nothing ever happens

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I've never given it a thought.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Who's they? Heaven is metaphorical all you can eat infinite buffet. It would be Clone Babe Ruth. Exact in every way. If I want to pitch in old Yankee Stadium, packed to the gills, BAM!, right down to every detail.

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Heaven isn't heaven unless it's heaven.

"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream", she said
"The one that makes me laugh", she said
And threw her arms around my neck
Show me how you do it
And I promise you, I promise that
I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you
Spinning on that dizzy edge
Kissed her face and kissed her head
Dreamed of all the different ways
I had to make her glow
"Why are you so far away?", she said
"Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you
That I'm in love with you?"
You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream
You're just like a dream
Daylight licked me into shape
I must've been asleep for days
And moving lips to breathe her name
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone, alone
Alone above a raging sea
That stole the only girl I loved
And drowned her deep inside of me
You
Soft and lonely
You
Lost and lonely
You
Just like heaven

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You can't get to heaven by imagining what heaven is like

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Do you think people still have to shit in heaven and if they do do they still get crap stuck in their bum hairs and have to jump in the shower to rinse off?

Jesus Christ, man

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Shit when you want to shit. If you want your shit to taste like honey, pick it up and eat it. Eat your honey shit.

Heaven = Mumbai?

If that's what you want

Get to do it from up in a tree.

also, no hangovers. fact.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

You were kind of channeling Christopher Hitchens a little bit there. One of his statements on the topic went something like "the only thing worse than being tapped on the shoulder and told to leave the party while it is still raging is being forced to stay at the party FOREVER."

A clone of Babe Ruth is not Babe Ruth

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If you get hangovers, you're still a rookie alcoholic.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014