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PR stunt. The crew are currently at the Best Western Airport in St John's eating chinese take out, watching netflix and discussing what they're going to do with all the clout they'll accrue once they go back out into the water to be heroically "rescued".
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i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit
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i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


Taking lessons from 1962 NASA rocket specs...gets more ridiculous every second.

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Once you recognize that you're in trouble and only have so much oxygen remaining, no choice but to kill the other 4 crew members before they suck up all your precious air.
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i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit

Coast Guard Cutter N434 to base . We have located the submersible approx 500 nautical miles SSW of St Johns Island floating on the surface . We do not have a wrench. Repeat we do not have a wrench . Please advise .

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i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit

Coast Guard Cutter N434 to base . We have located the submersible approx 500 nautical miles SSW of St Johns Island floating on the surface . We do not have a wrench. Repeat we do not have a wrench . Please advise .

:lol: thats terrible
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man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


Taking lessons from 1962 NASA rocket specs...gets more ridiculous every second.


I think it's ridiculous that we can't map or find anything in our oceans. The technology should exist by now. What are we hiding down there? What are we afraid of?

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Nas wrote:
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man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


Taking lessons from 1962 NASA rocket specs...gets more ridiculous every second.


I think it's ridiculous that we can't map or find anything in our oceans. The technology should exist by now. What are we hiding down there? What are we afraid of?


I can't figure out why they don't have GPS on this stupid tube.

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man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit

Coast Guard Cutter N434 to base . We have located the submersible approx 500 nautical miles SSW of St Johns Island floating on the surface . We do not have a wrench. Repeat we do not have a wrench . Please advise .

:lol:

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what normal person would want to ride in that thing? One look even online and it's an easy no way.

These billionaires have the need to show off to the world that they own this or did that that regular people don't. That's the entire reason why there are haves and have nots. The haves want to make sure everyone knows they have and the rest don't.

"I'm going on a sub to see the Titanic you losers! Because I can! You can't and will never be able to! I have money and you don't! Eat your hearts out losers!" - this is what their subconscious was probably thinking. Maybe even their conscious. Probably the latter.

Funny how the world is run on this basic insecurity.


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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Nas wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


Taking lessons from 1962 NASA rocket specs...gets more ridiculous every second.


I think it's ridiculous that we can't map or find anything in our oceans. The technology should exist by now. What are we hiding down there? What are we afraid of?


I can't figure out why they don't have GPS on this stupid tube.

i dont think GPS works beyond a certain depth of water.
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Nas wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


Taking lessons from 1962 NASA rocket specs...gets more ridiculous every second.


I think it's ridiculous that we can't map or find anything in our oceans. The technology should exist by now. What are we hiding down there? What are we afraid of?


MAGA lurks out tbere
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man of few opinions wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Nas wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


Taking lessons from 1962 NASA rocket specs...gets more ridiculous every second.


I think it's ridiculous that we can't map or find anything in our oceans. The technology should exist by now. What are we hiding down there? What are we afraid of?


I can't figure out why they don't have GPS on this stupid tube.

i dont think GPS works beyond a certain depth of water.


I guess

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man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


a lot of classic sitcoms had episodes where people got trapped in a meat locker/freezer that locked from the outside (Brady Bunch, Three's Company)
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Bagels wrote:
man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


a lot of classic sitcoms had episodes where people got trapped in a meat locker/freezer that locked from the outside (Brady Bunch, Three's Company)


Don't forget that very special Punky Brewster where Cheri got trapped in a refrigerator.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
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man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


a lot of classic sitcoms had episodes where people got trapped in a meat locker/freezer that locked from the outside (Brady Bunch, Three's Company)


Don't forget that very special Punky Brewster where Cheri got trapped in a refrigerator.


i haven't seen Punky Brewster in forever

A variant is the ol' "trapped in the basement while everyone else is gone for a long time"- All in the Family, Family Ties
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Bagels wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Bagels wrote:
man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


a lot of classic sitcoms had episodes where people got trapped in a meat locker/freezer that locked from the outside (Brady Bunch, Three's Company)


Don't forget that very special Punky Brewster where Cheri got trapped in a refrigerator.


i haven't seen Punky Brewster in forever

A variant is the ol' "trapped in the basement while everyone else is gone for a long time"- All in the Family, Family Ties

That was a great episode of All in the Family.

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Bagels wrote:
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Bagels wrote:
man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


a lot of classic sitcoms had episodes where people got trapped in a meat locker/freezer that locked from the outside (Brady Bunch, Three's Company)


Don't forget that very special Punky Brewster where Cheri got trapped in a refrigerator.


i haven't seen Punky Brewster in forever

A variant is the ol' "trapped in the basement while everyone else is gone for a long time"- All in the Family, Family Ties


The fridge thing could have easily been a PSA about not playing in refrigerators from the 50's when you find them in the junkyard. My brain is a little on the shot side, sometimes.

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I get the thrill seeking rich guy idea, but this just seems dumb. If you are skydiving, or hitching a ride with Bezos to space, you are actually doing something. (Flying through the sky, experiencing the power of the launch and the weightlessness of space). The entire "thrill" of this sub is that you might be instantly crushed when it fails... It's not like you get to go out and walk on the titanic. The sub doesn't look like it even has windows. You travel down 12,000 feet to see the titanic through a camera. I can do that right now on youtube.....


because they come back and brag to the world how they went to see the titanic in a sub. so all the people they employee can fake kiss their ass telling them how great they are. that's why they do it.
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Nas wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


Taking lessons from 1962 NASA rocket specs...gets more ridiculous every second.


I think it's ridiculous that we can't map or find anything in our oceans. The technology should exist by now. What are we hiding down there? What are we afraid of?


I can't figure out why they don't have GPS on this stupid tube.


GPS doesn't work.

Supposedly, they have ways to force the sub to surface in the event of a catastrophic mechanical failure, involving releasing some of the weight that
it is used to get the submersible to sink. One of these engages, even if the crew loses consciousness.

So, it's possible the sub has or will surface. Then the coast guard will have to find a white cylinder in the middle of the ocean amid all the whitecaps. Maybe
they should have painted the mini-sub a different color than WHITE. But the crew cannot get out of it on their own. They have to be freed.


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Bagels wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Bagels wrote:
man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


a lot of classic sitcoms had episodes where people got trapped in a meat locker/freezer that locked from the outside (Brady Bunch, Three's Company)


Don't forget that very special Punky Brewster where Cheri got trapped in a refrigerator.


i haven't seen Punky Brewster in forever

A variant is the ol' "trapped in the basement while everyone else is gone for a long time"- All in the Family, Family Ties

That was a great episode of All in the Family.

The vault at the Mayberry bank.

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:lol:

"What's my net worth again?"

All the small things
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man of few opinions wrote:
i was just reading that even if this thing bobbed up to the surface, the chances of finding it are minuscule, and that they couldnt even pop the hatch for air if they did surface - they are secured in from the outside by 17 bolts. fuck that shit


Taking lessons from 1962 NASA rocket specs...gets more ridiculous every second.


I think it's ridiculous that we can't map or find anything in our oceans. The technology should exist by now. What are we hiding down there? What are we afraid of?


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Frank Coztansa wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:


:lol:

"What's my net worth again?"

All the small things
True care truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
Always bring a wrench
When you'll be bolted in

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