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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:23 pm 
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i dont know what a Cardi B is but i'm sure there is a lot of clout to gain off of this.


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The stepson continues to mourn in his own way. Not using the Twitter link as it’s a half naked lady in it.

https://twitter.com/audioguy182/status/ ... 2965329922


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KDdidit wrote:
The stepson continues to mourn in his own way. Not using the Twitter link as it’s a half naked lady in it.

https://twitter.com/audioguy182/status/ ... 2965329922


The ensuing comments are hilarious.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:27 pm 
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KDdidit wrote:
The stepson continues to mourn in his own way. Not using the Twitter link as it’s a half naked lady in it.

https://twitter.com/audioguy182/status/ ... 2965329922



this kid fucking rules. It's his STEP dad. Twitter mob needs to chill the fuck out. Step son living his best life and there's zero shame in that. I hope Steppy spends this weekend his face planted in some IG thot's ass with Longview blasting on repeat and his iphone on Do Not Disturb.

I like how the chicks in the replies are torn between calling him out and thinking "he's either currently
or about to be independently rich AF
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KDdidit wrote:
The stepson continues to mourn in his own way. Not using the Twitter link as it’s a half naked lady in it.

https://twitter.com/audioguy182/status/ ... 2965329922


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His stepdad may only have 1 bottle of water on that submarine but he’s still not the thirstiest family member right now


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rich dads don't care about their kids anyways, its ok. Kid was probably raised by nannies


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Also, rich dads have insurance so everything is fine.

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if my good stepdad was trapped alive i would be worried af

if my asshole stepdad was trapped alive i would go a blink 182 concert and hit up hot girls on insta

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There's not a chance in hell your good stepdad would ever be in that spam can.


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IkeSouth wrote:
if my good stepdad was trapped alive i would be worried af

if my asshole stepdad was trapped alive i would go a blink 182 concert and hit up hot girls on insta



When did your mom divorce good step dad and marry bad step dad, your first or second 8th grade


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Odds anyone is alive at +5000 now


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Step Brian thoughts-and-prayered himself...it's like he heard people say this thing when others were having a personal tragedy and so followed suit in an attempt to appear a normal human

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12 hours left. More "banging" noises. Source unconfirmed. Gotta be sex noises. They gave up on the Morse code and started fucking each other. Would be funny to see a couple of them still connected when they find the wreckage.

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Anyone see what the owner of that "Submarine" said about hiring pilots for his business. He said he didn't recruit any former "submariners" from the military saying that they were too "boring" and wanted someone who would be more exciting on the job.? He said also that he didn't want any 51 year old white guys on his crew. Apparently the guy is really into the "woke" crap also. And also that the submarine was steered by a video game controller that retails for about 30 bucks!

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Anyone see what the owner of that "Submarine" said about hiring pilots for his business. He said he didn't recruit any former "submariners" from the military saying that they were too "boring" and wanted someone who would be more exciting on the job.? He said also that he didn't want any 51 year old white guys on his crew. Apparently the guy is really into the "woke" crap also. And also that the submarine was steered by a video game controller that retails for about 30 bucks!



Wanna bet me, the controller ran out of batteries and they didn't bring extra?


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How much money is being spent searching for these goofballs? I hope the various countries expending resources put in claims on these billionaires estates.

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This maybe one of the more stupid things I have read this morning on this deal.

These people are not explorers and to act like they are is idiotic. They are not doing a damn thing for discovery. This is an insult to people who really have risked their lives for exploration and discovery.

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I instinctively have a lot of respect for people who do daring and dangerous things for the sake of exploration and discovery. That's why I just can't understand the reflexive contempt that everyone on this site seems to have for the people trapped in the submersible. It's the opposite of how I think about these things. I don't get it.
We used to respect people who were willing to risk their lives for the sake of exploration. Now we openly despise them and laugh when they die. The old attitude was much healthier. This new attitude is sick and depraved.


Right, this isn't an act of discovery propelled by curiosity so much as it is an act of social signification ostensibly designed to confirm the hegemony of the nouveau leisure class. The whole trip is intended less to be an experience (especially given the sensory deprivation involved) than it is intended to provide a story about an imagined experience. It is therefore something even more vacuous than conspicuous consumption--it is the conspicuous narrativization of (non) consumption desperately trying to ascend to the level of "legitimate" experience.


I would have said it more elegantly, and with more obscure words, but I agree.

It is a shame but a cost that didn’t have to be charged.

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I view this like people who try and climb Mt. Everest and pay a lot of money. Every year someone one dies who had no business ever trying to climb the mountain and dies in the process. I wonder what kind of liability contract the passengers had to sign to get into that sub in the first place?

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The Hawk wrote:
I view this like people who try and climb Mt. Everest and pay a lot of money. Every year someone one dies who had no business ever trying to climb the mountain and dies in the process. I wonder what kind of liability contract the passengers had to sign to get into that sub in the first place?


I saw that they all signed waivers. In the waiver it mentioned death as a possibility 3 times in the first page. So they were aware. Didn't care. Weren't worried. Didn't mind that standards weren't met like other subs that have done this. It think this has been done a dozen times or so with no problems.

Nobody will ever do this again. Well, I shouldn't say ever. 20 or 30 years from now, when time passes, somebody will do it again. But it will be at least 20 years I think. When is the Titanic just gonna rot away?


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I'd like to bang Kate Winslett. That would be a connection to the Titanic for me. I don't have 250k. But I'd pay her a grand.

Winslet: Deal!!!!

Beardown: :shock: But it's gotta be 1997 you. Can you make that happen?

Winslet: No.

Beardown: Ok. Then 75 bucks. We'll do it on a broken off door in a pool. I'll prove to you that you could have saved Leo if you shared it with him.


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Yea she didn't age very well. She's only 47.

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The Hawk wrote:
Anyone see what the owner of that "Submarine" said about hiring pilots for his business. He said he didn't recruit any former "submariners" from the military saying that they were too "boring" and wanted someone who would be more exciting on the job.? He said also that he didn't want any 51 year old white guys on his crew. Apparently the guy is really into the "woke" crap also. And also that the submarine was steered by a video game controller that retails for about 30 bucks!


Whatever they did, it didn't work. Oxygen is now out. Even if theyre at the surface, they can't breathe. Even if they find them in the next hour, they're still dead.

One of the most hilarious true stories I've seen in my life. I can't stop laughing.

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This is a horrifying story. You know they didn't all die at once so you just had to sit there and watch people die knowing you are next and being reminded what a dumb decision this was.

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This is a horrifying story. You know they didn't all die at once so you just had to sit there and watch people die knowing you are next and being reminded what a dumb decision this was.
Everything happens for a reason.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
This is a horrifying story. You know they didn't all die at once so you just had to sit there and watch people die knowing you are next and being reminded what a dumb decision this was.
Everything happens for a reason.

This makes me wonder which if the conflicting religious views apply here. Is it "God gave us free will" or "God works in mysterious ways"?

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Yea she didn't age very well. She's only 47.


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Anyone see what the owner of that "Submarine" said about hiring pilots for his business. He said he didn't recruit any former "submariners" from the military saying that they were too "boring" and wanted someone who would be more exciting on the job.? He said also that he didn't want any 51 year old white guys on his crew. Apparently the guy is really into the "woke" crap also. And also that the submarine was steered by a video game controller that retails for about 30 bucks!



Wanna bet me, the controller ran out of batteries and they didn't bring extra?


I was thinking the exact same thing Cash.

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