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She's had more comments here in her second thread of people saying she sucks than she has in any and all commentary on any other platform combined.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Elections have consequences.

From her latest Deadspin embarrassment:



LOL Editor-in-Chief. It takes real incompetence to type and publish Armstong and then Amstrong with no spellchecker or proofreading. And of course the actual content is trash, as expected, such as using quotes around "debate" as though the issue is settled.

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Is Microsoft charging extra for the red squiggly lines now? Hilarious fuck up for a "senior writer"

Surprised she didnt call him Lantz

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1500 or 5 DiCaro units

Closer to four me thinks.

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could someone ask July to step on a scale and snap a pic of the result? We need an official declaration of the value of 1 DiCaro unit--like that metal cylinder filled with cocaine locked in a vault in France that represents the official measure of a kilogram.


maybe we could place wagers, closest wins a free pic of July's feets.

Over/Under: 333 lbs or 151 kgs or 24 stone

this is where I insert a reminder that this is actually the 2nd July thread and the original was well over 500 pages. So we're actually well over 2000 total pages right now.

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If we weigh her on the moon, I will take the under. But getting her there might be too big of a distraction for Elon.

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You know me like that.

The debate is settled in her mind. She doesn't believe in the existence of testosterone. The balls are just there to offset the weight of the penis so men can walk without falling over.

That's how to talk smack to Lance Armstrong.

July has never see Arethor.

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You can't go online to engage with high-strung narcissists who watch anime until they forget what their real bodies are, a/k/a "trans women," that's a total road loss for Lance.

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This thread should be closed at 15 and let another one form, if desired

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I for one, am against this proposed legislation

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

What if…and here me out here…1,501?

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why stop when were so close to July2K?

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Don't Thread on Me

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

July2K...the only reason the computer stops working is because there is Cheeto dust getting sucked into the motherboard.

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My youngling daughter told me it is Don't Step on the Snake.

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Elections have consequences.

there is a security hologram of your avatar's true self slaughtering younglings

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

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She just cannot post without typos.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

She’s trying to get people to ask her about her kid who shockingly is a lifeguard. That was the only reason she tweeted about air quality and the poor lifeguards.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Well, one thing is for sure...I'm sure July isn't out in this...

Also, for the record, at least up by me, the pools are closed with the air quality issue.

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The average person has 5000 weeks in them. July, a little less. Not good to keep wasting them over INCONSEQUENTIAL shit. For fucksake, she's 3 bills. She's got more weighty problems than a day outside that is equal to two cigarettes.

shes the type of person that daydreams about lecturing people she sees outside enjoying themselves despite the smoke haze and the risks, but is a coward and will only vaguely do it on twitter.

in her movie mind, its probably some petite hot mother walking with their child in a stroller and July stops her and admonishes her for putting her baby in RESPITORY DANGER OF THE MOST SEVERE and then this hot mom weeps and apologizes, even eventually thanks July for showing her the error of her ways.

July is satisfied. Braving these conditions to be outside and walking to the sidewalk has been worth it. Vital information has been passed along and an individual is now on her team.

In the distance, July hears the ding of the microwave. The wait is over. The hot pockets and mozzarella sticks are now ready.

After breakfast, she thinks, I will do more work on Twitter.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.