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 Post subject: Salma Hayek
PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2023 8:51 am 
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Lets take a moment to appreciate greatness....even at 56 yrs old

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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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Plus she was really funny in that Black Mirror episode.

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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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Wife and I have an agreement after nearly 40 years of marriage...I forget who her affection was toward, but if Selma ever comes knocking on my door, I can just go for it...


so I got that working for me...


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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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Her breasts are fake. Deal with it.


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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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Her breasts are fake. Deal with it.


nobody cares.

if they are fake, they're flawlessly done.

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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
WellEndowed wrote:
Her breasts are fake. Deal with it.


nobody cares.

if they are fake, they're flawlessly done.


Spoken like a true homosexual. Congrats, soon Clawmaster and Seacrest will ensure that you are encamped and gassed. As is God's will.


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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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Whos shit mult is this?


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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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W_Z wrote:
America/New Zealand/etc.

We will know for sure if he comes out saying that the subdivision have more fans in Chicago than the Cubs do

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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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That's something.......


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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
That's something.......

So you’re saying it’s not gay to find Salma Hayek attractive?

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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
That's something.......

So you’re saying it’s not gay to find Salma Hayek attractive?




If it is then I missed my celebration month.


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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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As a person a couple of years older than Selma, I cannot imagine the amount of dedication and work required to maintain a state of fitness like she does. Even if blessed with a natural "skinny-ness", the schedule and distractions of a successful person at this point in life find few of us able to focus so well.


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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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K Effective wrote:
As a person a couple of years older than Selma, I cannot imagine the amount of dedication and work required to maintain a state of fitness like she does. Even if blessed with a natural "skinny-ness", the schedule and distractions of a successful person at this point in life find few of us able to focus so well.

Let's not get carried away about Salma's grueling schedule.

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 Post subject: Re: Salma Hayek
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Nardi wrote:
K Effective wrote:
As a person a couple of years older than Selma, I cannot imagine the amount of dedication and work required to maintain a state of fitness like she does. Even if blessed with a natural "skinny-ness", the schedule and distractions of a successful person at this point in life find few of us able to focus so well.

Let's not get carried away about Salma's grueling schedule.

:lol: yeah and throw in the fact I think she married some hedge fund billionaire, so I don’t think her life is filled with scrubbing floors and getting kids off to school

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