Spurs’ security took down Britney Spears for talking to Wemby. Backhanded the crazy woman right across the face…

The fallout seems to be that’s it’s a problem they smacked a lady because that lady is famous. Were she a normal, smacking her in the face would’ve been kosher.

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It's always rough watching a girl realize she's becoming not fuckable

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

An excellent example of why crazy-hot is not a static measurement.

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Glove slap. Shut your big yap. Huge hit for Madonna.

Great day for 312player

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Misogynists of the world, unite! You have nothing but your restraining orders to lose, and an emergency room to win (over).

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Pre-arranged PR stunt coordinated by Victor-Victor Wembanyama and Britney Spears shared PR team, the legendary Girlie Action, originally out of Milwaukee, now NY/LA Media & Marketing PR consultants.

We’ll always have the Toxic video. LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!

KD....I am so with you on this one!

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Still recall first time I ever encountered anything Britney Spears, walked into a Best Buy with my college gf at the time and they had a bank of TVs arrayed immediately to the right as you walked in, playing various music videos on a loop and "Baby One More Time" was playing as we walked in. We both stopped and slack-jaw stared as Spears wriggled and writhed through her Swedish-penned pop hit. She (Britney, not the gf) was prolly still jailbait at the time but she radiated stupid "CFM Daddy" vibes like no one before and since.

I was never a fan of Brittany. She had a great body, but there was something about her smile that made her face look weird. Did she have bell's palsy?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Her face has the slightest twinge of inbreeding, though not enough to cancel anything out.

There haven’t been nearly as many ‘hit me baby one more time’ jokes as I anticipated, but here’s the video for those interested;
https://pagesix.com/2023/07/07/video-of ... 1670861575

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Not exactly the crush of humanity Frenchy The Wunderkind had described. Anyways Britney, keep your hands to yourself, you're Joe Biden.

Only after her second COVID booster.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Britney sending coded messages to Victor-Victor Wembanyama via interpretive dance:



order some Jimmy John's, Britney, you'll feel less crazy. 40 year old mother should not be crack-meth-whore thin.

My god she is scary. You would think out of any 40 year old mom, she would have some moves.. I've seen better out of 50 something's downtown on a random game night. What the hell is wrong with her?

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

there is no life behind those eyes.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

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You know me like that.

Put some joy back in your life.

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You know me like that.

Joy is verboten.

When we finally got there everyone was jumping for joy. Joy was swinging naked on the chandelier.

I found that curiously uplifting.

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Damn it, Earl!

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

What's that from, My name is Earl? I loved that show.

I knew there was more to it. Found this and it sounds mostly right. I remember being in grade school hearing it.

Hi, my name's Friday. Usually I work on Thursday. She's my secretary. One day
I was dictating to her when a rock crashed into the window, cutting my dick and
her tits. Later on we went to a party that night. On the way we had a flat tire.
I pumped, she jacked, I pumped, she jacked, and then we went out to fix the flat
tire. When we finally got there everyone was jumping for joy. Joy was swinging
naked on the chandelier. We all felt Merry but Merry got mad and left.
Things soon quieted down and people were gay and
blowing bubbles. Bubbles didn't mind though, because he was gay anyway. We went
home and as we watched tv I pet her pussy. Her cat walked in and then her
father, who told me to beat it, so I did. Then I left.

lol yeah. Theres an episode of My Name is Earl titled Jump for Joy

"Earl and Randy ask Catalina to return to her old job at the strip club, but they don't tell her that they need her to do it so that the club's owner will pay for Joy's bail."

Featuring Burt Reynolds as Chubby!

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Britney busy:









Strong feng shui coordinating her dog with the color scheme of the room.