Did you wear a blue baseball cap? That was probably what saved you.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I hear you. I admitted that I’ll never know.

You'll never know for sure but you did get COVID after TWO FUCKING DAYS. Just remember that the same people who told you you won't catch it or transmit it also told you it won't be so bad if you do happen to get it. They also told you a bat caused all this. So sure, you'll never know but you kinda know just by deductive reasoning.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

She kinda walked right into this one

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

im shocked she got "opine" correct and not have it end up being "equine"

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

More like bovine. Hey-O!

journalism degree from Bovine University

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Speaking of dumb b!itches in Chicago Media, Sarah legitimately thought this was an accurate rendering of Wrigley Field

Especially since her husband is Mr. Cub who runs The Heckler.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The tickets should be marked as obstructed view if you sit behind her.

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At least she’s using money to get tickets these days.

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But, how is she getting the money?

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Here's the thing, no matter what she said, fuck Stubhub

She's right in that Stubhub or the seller should have listed them as obstructed view seats.

But when you're that far back in the 200 level, you have to assume you're going to have a pole and/or part of the upper deck blocking at least some of your view.

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bring on the Pulitzer

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Row 7 and back is a crapshoot unless you are in the corners. Section 204 has a number of good seats because the seating cuts in, that is where I used to buy night game tickets at 9am off of StubHub during the early Theo years.

How a supposed sports professional doesn't know this ...

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

I actually don’t consider that obstructed where she took the picture.

If you’re behind where the pole’s start then she thinks every seat should be called obstructed. I don’t think so.

She had to know that picture on stub hub was wrong. Something has to hold the upper deck, honey.

Do we know for sure it's StubHub's photo, or is it possible they get the views from the stadium owner (Cubs)?

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Is she still one of those ESPN radio hosts who has a national show that isn't broadcast to anywhere with local programming?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

i #standwithsarah on this one. those are obstructed view and should have been listed as such in their database whether or not the seller disclosed it. If you can't see home plate then it's obstructed view imo. The rendering showed posts on the 1st base side too so it wasn't like they were ignoring the fact the posts exist.

You stand with stupidity then. If you are from Chicago and don't realize that everything midway up in the 200s in obstructed you're a buffoon that deserves to get taken.

If i stood with stupidity wouldn't that mean I am on the caller bob side of the argument?

Well you're the one that thinks a deck can support itself without beams, so....

Don't be an idiot Bob.

Those tix should have listed as obstructed view.

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You're the reason there is warning labels on cough syrup.

Bob, if you grabbed tickets off Stubhub or Seatgeek or whatever for a Cubs game and ended up sitting behind a pole, you would have started a DB thread about getting fucked over with obstructed view seats. You know this is true.

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