There it was. A big dusty bag of stale beef jerky sitting on the bottom shelf. $5 cheaper than the jack link's a shelf higher. I'm an idiot, but I do know it's the same shit, and who the fuck wants fresh jerky.

This shit is so tough it's like chewing on shoes. Love it. Always look for the bottom shelf stuff. It's usually the best.

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Shit man get the Menards store brand. You'll cum your undies.

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menards can take their masks and choke on em

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Masks? Granted I haven't been to Menards for a while, but do they still require masks?

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The wife got me a subscription to Jerky Gents. Good stuff for the most part. The bacon jerky was fantastic!

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I like my beef jerky a little tender. not super hard.

I've had the old trapper brand a few times. it's hit and miss.

what's suppose to be the best brand?

That's what she said.

Walgreens store brand dumbass

Poor Ike. On Observer's pay no mind list. Ouch!

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If any of you guys are really jerky aficionados, I recommend ordering some up from this place. You will not be disappointed.

https://m.facebook.com/437284776324711/

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My oldest is a BIGFAN of jerky- always included in Christmas and birthday presents. I was picking up some twine for baling first-cutting hay and saw a huge rack of Iowa Beef jerky at my local Family,Farm and Home store- on sale from $18.99 to $14.99. I grabbed a bag of black peppered stake bites for him as a reward for helping bale hay. He refused the cash I offered, but took the jerky and shared with the others helping. Best jerky I have had! Very peppery (my fav) and soft inside/crisp outside chunks of meat. Very generic packaging, and still not worth the cost, but delicious!

Not in Long Grove and Glendale Heights.

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is Walgreens beef jerky still considered the best?

Please send Ike the link to Sid’s Panty Store.

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no. President's Choice.

There's a Beef Jerky Outlet in Fox Lake and in the Kenosha outlet mall. Jerky was hit or miss for the ones I've tried; though, the one spicy jerky I got was pretty intense. Not a bad place overall.

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where do they sell this?

It closed last year. There is one around Fox Lake that I've thought about stopping in.

the best jerky spots ya gotta show up at the location and purchase. Any gas station/party store/non-chain grocer from about Kalamazoo north in Michigan will have better jerky of all varieties than anything you can get online or at Walgreen's. I imagine the same is true in Wisco--anywhere they do a lot of deer/elk/squirrel processing.....if you want easy to chew but mostly flavorless beef jerky to keep in your desk for an emergency lunch, Amazon's half-pound for 16 dollars is mad chewable but not a lot of flavor: https://www.amazon.com/365-Everyday-Val ... B07QG4K8K6

if you make it to Traverse City, Maxbauer's, Burritt's and esp Deerings Meats make and sell fantastic jerky. But most gas stations in that part of the world will have a deep freeze turned down (or is it up?) display of jerky taking up half the front of the store.

UP is the jerky center of the world

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troof. further north the quality of the jerky improves. Just be careful with that Upper Peninsula home-made road-side jerky:

In the end its just protein, right?

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pernats has the best jerky. really all of their meats are great.

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