If you want women in your office get these things they're total fire Febreze Odor-Fighting Fade Defy PLUG Air Freshener Refill, Hawaiian Aloha, (3) .87 fl oz Oil Refills https://www.walmart.com/ip/650814630

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

maybe try showering before work? I dunno, just a suggestion.

If there's one thing my life was missing, it was personal hygiene advice from Ike South.

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I find a daily shower and a spritz of Polo Sport always did the trick. That and being hilarious. Chicks like to laugh and hear their own name.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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can't go wrong hitting your junk with some of this before leaving the house:



your intern will appreciate it when he/she's under the desk blowing you later in the day

I always smell good. It's the office carpet and stuff. Just has a dingy smell to it. Cleaning people come in every day but it's obvious they aren't allowed to use chemicals. All the women in the plant have said how nice my office smells now. Frebreeze plugins,!

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.