Not to worry, probably happens to a lot of teams.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Congrats on your 8th place finish.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I haven't been paying attention to baseball since Epstein was hired. Did the Cubs add multiple championships to the random one they won due to a rain delay?

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

An '8th Place' banner deserves its rightful place in plexiglass.

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More of a commercial than a delay. I think the Acuna Jr. Thing last longer.

At least I don't have to give a shit about what the White Sox are doing in the off season. Fuck em.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Mark Cuban should buy the White Sux and move them to Quebec.

i was patiently waiting for this stupid white sox post game to end so old men yelling could start (hamp and OB).... connor mcknight signed off with a line about how it was a great season... i presume he meant his production team did great, but he didnt specify so the listener will think he meant the 101 loss season was great

Any season in which his modest talent is cashing a check is a great season to him

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.