They wanted him to be robotic?

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(((They))) wanted him to be robotic.

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She really is an actual moron isn't she? This isn't typos or something innocent like 4 games or 3 games or just utter laziness. I had suspected complete and total laziness originally. But she's actually a moron. As in like slightly above room temperature IQ. Yeah sure she was a lawyer and "it's a smart people job" but she utterly failed at it. And let's face it, she failed at it. She claims she left to pursue an opportunity to make microphones smell like cheetos but we know that's a lie.

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Yeah that's the thing, whenever the bluster about being victimized falls away and she actually makes an argument, about anything, at it's best it's pedestrian and more often than not it's just plain dumb simplicity. That said, it's impossible to not factor in her laziness as something that teases out and accentuates the dumb stuff she says and does. I don't think she's stupid to the point of not reading and comprehending things well, she just wants to go from A to D instantly, instead of following the process of A to B to C and finally to D. That kind of thinking is exemplified in the numerous podcasts she's just bailed on, the project about a local message board harassing her that never went anywhere, her book editor having to harp on her to deliver chapters of what is essentially part biography, not a fictional work or research tome. It's how she writes articles that don't really say much of anything with a bunch of silly typos when she's nominally the lead editor for a publication, how she gets duped by fake twitter accounts regularly, and how she was resigned in the late stages of her professional career to doing uncontested divorces. Work to punch something up or hone a skill or drive up interactions or climb the ranks of a field? Not here, sir.

She just wants to be able to lay down and fall up the stairs like she thinks so many others (some of whom actually) do, but lacks the requisite talent and even the smarts to understand that MANY of those who are successful in her kind of hustle are fucking workers, so instead she just posts about falling down the stairs a lot.

After that complaint he put the Bears down 41-0 and blew a 21-3 lead. Good job winning against what still might be the second or third-worst organization in the league, though.

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Starts tomorrow, and of course she has been silent on this.

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It's golf. Who fucking cares...

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Job #8. Social whore

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Says the hockey fan.

It's women's sports! As I said, she should be all over this as it is supposedly a cause that is near and dear to her heart. I would guess there might be more women golfers across the country than their are women who are true NFL fans.

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At least hockey is watchable. Golf is as mind numbing to watch as racing.

And we know July won't say shit about any woman that isn't her.

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Why can't it be a coincidence?

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So is watching paint dry.

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Golf.

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also hasn’t he pretty much passed exclusively from the pocket the last two games where he’s done well?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

so does that mean she never had a job till she was in college? No one is working as a part time gymnastics coach in high school.

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Idk. Plausibly one of those situations where she was baby sitting 3yr olds in “gymnastics class.”

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that actually makes more sense. There's no way she got a job as a legit gymnastics coach at any point in her life. My wife was a gymnastics coach for close to a decade. One of her bosses said she should alter her resume cause she won State in high school at level 9 in vault, but the gym wanted her to change that to level 10 (high d1 and olympic level) so she would have more street cred. No way JDC has any sort of resume in that sport.

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My daughters had a few heifers in those early classes. It’s not impossible.

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I can't imagine. A cooking class, sure.

Lexi even through 6 with a long par putt coming up. I'm sure July is live-tweeting the event?

It's not only a scripted bit, it's syndicated out to different morning shows!

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Clamber? No wonder Deadspin removed her as editor.

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Bagent clambering over Fields' back.

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confirmed?

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

I assumed that because her Twitter profile now just says Senior Writer.

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makes sense. noticed shes also had more articles out recently than ever before. wonder if her job was in jeopardy

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

From her personal website https://www.juliedicaro.com/: She’s currently a senior editor and writer at Deadspin, where she co-hosts the podcast, Always Game, with fellow sports writer Jane McManus.

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Is anyone at Deadspin a junior writer?