Reared on the Score wrote:
Too bad this happened outside of the B&B "real. Serious. Radio." era
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tw ... rcna175702Actually non-sarcastically wish it was at the peak, where Terry would say "right up their giggey" ::zoo noise::
"Here's a story you should like, Terry."
"Did Bob Knight die again?"
"You can't die again! Is that a project you're working on in your garage? Bringing Bob Knight back to life to make him die again?"
"Yeah, I mean, really, if you could do that, and you could choose someone to do it to, I think you'd have to choose that bastard. Every day, just, you're back, hello, and goodbye."
"The Sisyphean reanimation of Bob Knight. Anyway, it's not that, but it does involve some sort of torture. This is from NBC:
Two former Indiana University basketball players have sued their alma mater alleging their team doctor repeatedly sexually assaulted them and their teammates and the school did nothing to stop him. Haris Mujezinovic and Charlie Miller, who played for the Hoosiers in the 1990s under legendary coach Bob Knight, said in a lawsuit filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court for Southern Indiana that the coaches and trainers were aware that Dr. Bradford Bomba Sr. was subjecting basketball players to unnecessary prostate examinations. Knight died last year at age...83."
[EIGHTY-THREE]
"It goes on.
Mujezinovic and Miller said in their lawsuit that they “were routinely and repeatedly subjected to medically unnecessary, invasive, and abusive digital rectal examinations. And Digital Underground."
"Digital prostate exam, is that opposed to, what, an analog prostate exam?
"DAT'S EXACKLY RIGHT TERRY DEEZ NEW INTERNS TINK EVERYTHINGS DIGITAL, DEY DON'T REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD TO DO PROSTATE EXAMS WIT A RAZOR BLADE AND SPLICING TAPE. ugh. Dumbass."
"What'd you say his name was?"
"Dr. Bradford...Bomba. [intern organ sound] Not
Mo Bamba."
"Mo Bamba, sounds like they got too much Bomba. Hello."
"Well, apparently for Mujezinovic and Miller--
Mujezinovic and Miller, dah dah-dah dah--they didn't get enough Bomba, because they are seeking unspecified damages. And desperately seeking Susan."
"They're also seeking Mo Bamba for some reason."
"Where does one find Mo Bamba?"
"Not in the league for much longer, I know that."
"It says
When Mujezinovic’s teammates saw that he was assigned to Dr. Bomba, Sr., they warned Mujezinovic to prepare for...‘the finger.'"
"Well, that's just common courtesy, I mean, I've spent a lifetime preparing for the finger, although some fingers, you just can't prepare for...
heeeey...but sometimes, the finger isn't prepared for you, and then I don't know what you do with that, or where any of this is going, to be honest. Hey, what we be doin?"
"We be streamin'! And preparing for the finger."
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